Why did I post this?

[A.I.]

Have you ever posted an embarassing thread when you've been drunk or under the influence of drugs or just plain bored only to regret it the next day? I nearly did last night but fortunately I had enough sense in the old filing cabinet to delete it.

Oh wait, I forgot to delete this thread...

[ScottJC]

Damn alcohol, do'er of crazy things! I curse Thee! Yeah i've been drunk and on emutalk before - the only downside to alcohol is it makes me type better and far more outspoken and i'm pretty outspoken already.

[Jaz]

I hope he realises that staff members can still see his original thread.

[Doomulation]

Alcohol is for the weak. That stuff can burn in the depths of the abyss. And gee, another thread of spam.

[ScottJC]

Yes, it will raise our superior post counts doomulation and will intimidate Zion! ;) - but yeah its spam.

[BlueFalcon7]

YAY rasing my post count! Spammy spam!

OK seriously, hexi said a really funny quote in the E3 thread about sony when he was partially drunk. But if I was moderating a forum of people who were younger, and not legal to drink in their country, I would punish them for what they said while drunk, just because they shouldnt be drinking.

[t0rek]

What's up with the post count? (t0rek thinks: yeah one more post)

[A.I.]

I hope he realises that staff members can still see his original thread.

I hope you had a laugh! :happy:

BTW this thread is more of a confession than spam - its spam confession! :P

[Slougi]

Heh. alcohol and drugs. Sounds like a vacation ;)

[ScottJC]

"What's up with the post count?" - Making fun of Zion for saying that I use my post count to intimidate him in another thread - sorry zion its just so funny I can't resist. I want to see the deleted thread, as long as its not about me! It better not be, unless its saying how great I am. If its something bad let me get stoned first ;)

[A.I.]

"What's up with the post count?" - Making fun of Zion for saying that I use my post count to intimidate him in another thread - sorry zion its just so funny I can't resist. I want to see the deleted thread, as long as its not about me! It better not be, unless its saying how great I am. If its something bad let me get stoned first ;)

It's just killing you not knowing, huh JC? ;)

[LazerTag]

I saw the original thread last night, not pretty, not pretty at all. :blink: :ermm: :huh: :unsure:

[ScottJC]

It's just killing you not knowing, huh JC? ;)
Nah i'm fine now, i'm pretty stoned ;) - (whats with me and the drug jokes lately?)

[A.I.]

I saw the original thread last night, not pretty, not pretty at all. :blink: :ermm: :huh: :unsure:

OMFG!!! :blush:

[ScottJC]

Sum it up for us what it was about, even a hint or a toned down version. I am curious, and my flamingo of doom (current avatar at time of posting) will kill you if you don't comply ;)

[A.I.]

Sum it up for us what it was about, even a hint or a toned down version. I am curious, and my flamingo of doom (current avatar at time of posting) will kill you if you don't comply ;)

Oh, no! Not the Flamingo of Doom! Please don't attack me pink feathered one with your sharp beak and scary red laser eye!

O.K. You win! I foolishly devised a poll titled:

'How Big Are You'

Porn Star
Mr Big
Average
Pee Wee Herman
Can't find it!
Other

Pretty self explanatory and pretty juvenile. It was intended as a joke Poll but I thought it may have offended some people so I deleted it. I never intended to post it in the first place but I accidently triple posted! Go figure! And I wasn't drunk or high with drugs just high in stupidity. There, the cat is out of the bag now! I will hide my head in shame...

[yegosimo]

you know.. i was about to make a similar thread.. but mine's title was going to be "Your foolish-est thread" in which you posted your most stupid thread ever.
and no, i haven't posted anything while i'm drunk. i don't use to be near my PC when i drink (normally i would be outside)

[WhiteX]

I´ll have to say "Other"!!!:P

[A.I.]

I´ll have to say "Other"!!!:P

Does that mean you approve the poll? ;)

[ScottJC]

Hrm, well flamingo's is clearly porn star level, can't say the same for mine - average i'd guess :D - We're talking about beak size right?

[WhiteX]

Sure thing.

[A.I.]

Pee Wee Herman in the morning... Porn Star by night! :D

[Typify]

No. My posts are always perfect, as am I.

[ScottJC]

You know what they say, quality over quantity, fortunatly I am good at both.

[WhiteX]

Good at quantity? You got more than one? :P

[BlueFalcon7]

No I have to say, agozer owns all of us. He does like 9 posts per day, and I havent seen any of them really be bad posts.

[ScottJC]

Oh really?


Death to the infidels!May or may not have been said by Agozer, I take no responcibility for my overactive imagination :D

[WhiteX]

All your base are belong to us.

No bad posts, eh.

EDIT: Agozer, all your posts are belong to me.

[BlueFalcon7]

Agozer, all your posts are belong to me.
Somebody set up us the thread

Dont get me started :P

[A.I.]

Somebody set up us the thread

Dont get me started :P

It wasn't me it was the one armed man! :rolleyes:

This thread has gone nowhere and back again...

[Agozer]

What you say!!

lol, internet - serious business

oh btw, Zero Wing rules.

[ScottJC]

Move Thread!!! For great Justice!

Sometimes having a thread to fool around in isn't such a bad thing A.I. you've done us a favor :D

[Doomulation]

You know you're all spammers, right? This is my second post in this topic and I don't plan on any more.

[ScottJC]

This isn't spam, spam tends to be more like this:
"BUY 1 JAR OF SKAPPY PEANUT BUTTER AND GET 5 FREE"

I mean sure its not useful this thread but it isn't advertising and it aint hurting anyone, joykill.

[Agozer]

You know you're all spammers, right? This is my second post in this topic and I don't plan on any more.
Please don't get all righteous on me now. [/sarcasm]

But yeah, this thread served its purpose song ago.

[t0rek]

You know you're all spammers, right? This is my second post in this topic and I don't plan on any more.

Don't complain. Threads like this one were located on the old "Way-off topic" forum some time ago, when it was fused with ToT the consequence is threads like this one here, is not bad, is fun :P

[A.I.]

Don't complain. Threads like this one were located on the old "Way-off topic" forum some time ago, when it was fused with ToT the consequence is threads like this one here, is not bad, is fun :P

Excellent, Smithers! I propose we should make a spam thread for all serious spamsters out there who want to talk absolute and non equivocal crap (Like me!). ;)

It can be like a virtual diarrhoea or gonorrhoea (For those who regularly have unsafe cyber sex) enima thread to help people purify their flithy young minds thus leaving Talk of The Town with serious, thought provoking topics such as... Why Did I Post This? :)

Edit: I just had an epiphany! (Similiar to an orgasm but lasts longer...) Ever wondered why all those serious, intellectual types mull around the PJ64 site with their equally serious colleagues, drooling over an opportunity to impart their holy than thou wisdom to the weak and less fortunate brain dead members of society who barely know how to operate a toaster and yet themselves rarely venture into the Talk of The Town territory for some much needed entertainment and light comic relief?

*Whispers softly* I'll give you a hint... They don't have a personality! ;)

[t0rek]

I just had an epiphany! (Similiar to an orgasm but lasts longer...)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epiphany

no words for that one. BTW I don't share your opinion

[A.I.]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epiphany

no words for that one. BTW I don't share your opinion

Juz having a gentle dig at all those serious types who don't share my sense of humour, each to their own i guess... :satisfied

Epiphany - It also means miraculous thought...I think. Remember in the movie Hook when Dustin Hoffman, who plays Captain Hook says, 'Smee, I just had an epiphany...'

I love that movie except Julia Roberts was totally miscast as Tinkerbell...

[Miretank]

I am in love :)

[A.I.]

I am in love :)

Err... Please explain? :blush:

[Miretank]

I am doing a Web Designer Tech School, if you don't know. And there I've known a gurl!!!1 :D
Too bad (bad? BAD? It's awesome! :D) it's time for me to go and watch the classes :rolleyes:
When I get back, I'll explain. :)

[WhiteX]

He used a spam thread to declare his love for a classmate, how romantic! :blush:

[Agozer]

He used a spam thread to declare his love for a classmate, how romantic! :blush:
Well, it was bound to happen sooner or later.

[ScottJC]

I have found true love as well... with Poker! What a game :D

[A.I.]

I am doing a Web Designer Tech School, if you don't know. And there I've known a gurl!!!1 :D
Too bad (bad? BAD? It's awesome! :D) it's time for me to go and watch the classes :rolleyes:
When I get back, I'll explain. :)

LOL! I thought you were talking about me! Not that part of me wouldn't be flattered, of course. But the other part would be screaming QUEER!
But fortunately I remembered your photo in the misfits gallery and I knew you were a guy. This girl is very lucky to have a young, handsome, strapping...oh hang on, I'm doing it again! I'm going QUEER! HELP! Bloody Carson!

BTW I have also found true love with MAME32

[Miretank]

Forget about that, she doesn't want a serious relationship. Fuck that man, she destrpyed me now.

[Talas]

Forget about that, she doesn't want a serious relationship. Fuck that man, she destrpyed me now.

Sheesh, that was pretty quick. May I inquire on your age?

[Miretank]

17.
Tho she doesn't want a serious thing, we're still together... but I really got to like her :/

[Talas]

Well, if you want a serious thing and she doesnt, you should get rid of that relationship pretty quickly.

[WhiteX]

In fact, she may realize in time that it got serious and she never saw it coming.

[A.I.]

I'm going away on holiday next week for 1 week so I won't be posting anything for a while. :bouncy:

[A.I.]

Well, I'm back! ....from sunny (Well it was until it began to rain the day we departed, luckly) Noosa, Queensland with an average temp of 25 degrees all week, so we were blessed with really beautiful weather.

Spent the days lounging in the hotel pool, checking out the talent on the beaches (Consquently receiving many wacks in the head by the misses!) and even checked out Steve Crikey Urwin's zoo which was fantastico except it was way too expensive at $43 (Aus) per adult.

But all along my heart was bleeding for the simple pleasures of N64 and catching up with the latest idiocy/goss of ToTT which is my crack. Times like these when I wish I had a laptop (Laptop dance even better!) to catch up with you guys and play my games but I guess it makes me appreciate what I got I guess... Watching Foxtel 7 days in a row (At night) gets kind of tedious and stereo sound from wonky T.V speakers is just plain pathetic and does not do justice to blockbuster movies so all in all I'm glad to be back!

[A.I.]

I got a technical problem. I don't know if this is the right place to post it and I don't want to make another thread so here goes:

Both my disc drives sometimes don't read my discs. When that happens I reboot and presto they're fine again until the next time I use them.

It seems to happen when I'm burning a blank disc with Nero. It burns alright but when I go and read the disc nothing shows up. Even if I play a DVD. So I reboot and everything is fine again.

I don't want to really update my drivers because there's a few to choose from and besides it may be only a simple problem. I first thought it was my auto-play config screwed up or maybe my Reagistry Cleaner prog which I use all the time but now I don't know.

I reinstalled Nero and that seems to be working all right and when I burn DVDs using DVD shrink everything is all right. Maybe its windows updates which changes some configs? It stuffs my wmp configs up.

Any suggestions?

[SlimickGamer]

It's probably your disc drives, it's broken or something...same thing happened to me too.

[A.I.]

It's probably your disc drives, it's broken or something...same thing happened to me too.

I need more specific information. How did you fix yours?

[SlimickGamer]

I forgot lol it was 3 years ago! I think there was a disc reading or laser problem in my disc drive, it couldn't read any DVD or CD so I bought a new one I think then when I checked the inside I realized the wires weren't connected properly lol I think I was adding RAM that's why the wire was kinda pulled off lol XD

[A.I.]

I forgot lol it was 3 years ago! I think there was a disc reading or laser problem in my disc drive, it couldn't read any DVD or CD so I bought a new one I think then when I checked the inside I realized the wires weren't connected properly lol I think I was adding RAM that's why the wire was kinda pulled off lol XD

lol! How times have changed! When I was 10 I was still playing with Lego's!

[zAlbee]

I got a technical problem. I don't know if this is the right place to post it and I don't want to make another thread so here goes:
Actually, you should have started a new thread, in Techtalk. This has nothing to do with "Why did I post this?" ;)

As for your problem, I can't say I know. It sounds like a software problem. When did it start happening? Were you able to burn DVDs before without this problem cropping up? How are your IDE drives set up, master/slave, etc.?

[A.I.]

Actually, you should have started a new thread, in Techtalk. This has nothing to do with "Why did I post this?" ;)

As for your problem, I can't say I know. It sounds like a software problem. When did it start happening? Were you able to burn DVDs before without this problem cropping up? How are your IDE drives set up, master/slave, etc.?

Burning's Ok. It's just when I use Nero. As for how everything is set up I have no idea.

[Jaz]

How the hell has ths thread lasted so long? :huh:

[ScottJC]

More importantly how the hell has the human race lasted long enough for this thread to last this long? Damn i'm confused oh well who cares lets party!

[Agozer]

Damn i'm confused oh well who cares lets party!
Yes.

I'll bring Mr. Daniels and Mr. Bailey with me.

[A.I.]

Me bad! Sorry! :(
I thought I'd save thread space instead I created a monster! :unsure:

Edit: You know, I honestly thought somebody would have posted after I got back from holidays, interested that I went to Australia Zoo. This may sound like bullshit but I had a kind of premonition of Steve Urwin's death. I didn't actually see the stingray but I had this strange feeling when I was watching him wrestle a crocodile on the big screen above the crocaseum - what would happen If he died? Would they still show him on the big screen? Would the zoo close? Little did I know...

Edit 2: And this will be the last time I'll talk about Steve Urwin. Great bloke as he is I've gone on enough about him.

[A.I.]

I was talking to myself the other day and to my surprise i answered back! This is my conversation to myself in script form:

Me1
Why don't i re-open my old thread?

Me2
Why?

Me1
Because i said so, biatch!

Me2
O.K

As you can see I didn't have much to say to myself but i thought i share my controversal thoughts of the world anyway to others who want to listen or prehaps want to commit suicide, not that i endorse it...

So rather than spread spam on other people's threads this will be a good outlet for me and other like mannered people.

I just have one rule: no FUCKING swearing please! It upsets my equib equib...balance. But if you do have the need for profanity please use correct english, not necessary good spelling or punctuation cos thats boring. But still i cant stand unformulated sentences with no paragraphs. Alien gibberish is accepted though. Klingon is not.

And i will also occasionally post intelectual threads such as why mastibating while waiting for Zelda OOT high res texture pack to load is a bad idea. It just is.

So without further ado i will start off my senseless ramblings with the topic of... Paris Hilton. Actually, on second thought i rather cut off my testicals, stew them and serve them to my Mother-in-Law because that would be funny and painful but neverless funny all the same. And i'm sick of her asking when she's getting Grandchildren and eating the salt of my children will atleast shut her up for good. Stupid bitch.

But speaking of Paris Hilton would you more likely get a sexually transmitted disease by fucking her or fucking her wax statue after every sicko's had his turn humping it? I don't know. I don't care. Just thought it looked good on paper.

But i digress. What's the point i'm making with this post? No point. I'm just am. Like i said spout your own shit please cos im bored.

[mudlord]

Might as well ramble here.

On of the funny things I did was look myself in Google. Its funny being on Spanish, German and French emulation sites...yet so odd, since I cant understand what they write...makes me wonder....also, the number of hits amazed me too....:plain:

Yet another kooky thing was my 1st attempt at a Winamp plugin. Needless to say, it didnt turn out well. Maybe I should make a standalone app first before implementing an cycle accurate SPC emulator as a Winamp/XMPlay plugin...that way less headache with buffers and sample formats...hmmmm..I still gotta write that shader authoring tool yet, dunno if it'll get done this week, too lazy.....Still gotta research how to do backbuffer copies, and do them fast....ryg's kkapture seems to use FBOs and rendertargets when saving to AVI files...Maybe he used the backbuffer and forced the backbuffer format to make it work right and fast.

Aaaah the wonders of a person with way too much time on thier hands....Oh well.


But speaking of Paris Hilton would you more likely get a sexually transmitted disease by fucking her or fucking her wax statue after every sicko's had his turn humping it? I don't know. I don't care. Just thought it looked good on paper.

Catching AIDS......Niiiiiiiiccceeeee......that'll stop so much of my future prospects. Can't imagine the white stains on the statue tho, it might get messy....whos gonna clean up. Maybe no-one would care humping a slut that cries over jail....She should grow up, her daddy can't get everything for her....jeez...why are rich people always such big morons....hmmmm....thats one thing..the Pickle Matrix is another....

Enough of that, back to working out what to do next I guess....Oh joy! :getlost:

[A.I.]

Might as well ramble here. On of the funny things I did was look myself in Google. Its funny being on Spanish, German and French emulation sites...yet so odd, since I cant understand what they write...makes me wonder....also, the number of hits amazed me too....:plain:


Yes, indeed. I too have gone down that path once upon a yestersday, 11.45 PM. I soon gave up after typing my name, John Holmes. You know how many dicks are on the internet?

By the way that was a joke. I don't go out of my way to look for cock. I can look at my own for free. ;)



Yet another kooky thing was my 1st attempt at a Winamp plugin. Needless to say, it didnt turn out well.


Hmm... I have the same problem with technology. Today I used a program for the first time called Audicity to convert a WAV to a MP3. Simple program for simple idiots. Needless to say i wasn't successful, crashing the computer in the process.

It does that alot, my computer. Crashes. I'm so paranoid that i say 10 hail Mary's every time i click the mouse. As you're well aware this gets rather time consuming, so i shorten it to, "You mother fucker, son of a fucking whore, don't fucking crash, bitch!"

Works everytime.



Catching AIDS......Niiiiiiiiccceeeee......that'll stop so much of my future prospects. Can't imagine the white stains on the statue tho, it might get messy....whos gonna clean up.


My theory is no one would. Cum stains and wax are both white. Unless somebody had Syphilis and was shooting yellow pus i say it would go unnoticed.

Apologies to all wax lovers out there.



Aaaah the wonders of a person with way too much time on thier hands....Oh well.


Ahhh... Touché... :)

[mudlord]

I soon gave up after typing my name, John Holmes. You know how many dicks are on the internet?

My guess? Only God knows, but if there is a existence of a God however, that argument can go on forever.......But until then, lets just say there's a lot to keep those that like that part of the human anatomy happy....


By the way that was a joke. I don't go out of my way to look for cock. I can look at my own for free.

Same here. One is more than enough for me.


Today I used a program for the first time called Audicity to convert a WAV to a MP3. Simple program for simple idiots. Needless to say i wasn't successful, crashing the computer in the process.

It does that alot, my computer. Crashes. I'm so paranoid that i say 10 hail Mary's every time i click the mouse. As you're well aware this gets rather time consuming, so i shorten it to, "You mother fucker, son of a fucking whore, don't fucking crash, bitch!"

Works everytime.

Hahahah..A simple WAV > MP3 convertor that doesnt fuck up....I would have thought LAME can do that :evil: . RazorLame (a LAME frontend), would work fine. No need for Audacity betas.

Hehehehh, something must be screwed up with your PC if it crashes so much. Maybe its haunted.....


My theory is no one would. Cum stains and wax are both white. Unless somebody had Syphilis and was shooting yellow pus i say it would go unnoticed.

True or some other STD...Its like people masturbating into white chocolate at the chocolate factory and saying "people will never know"....

[A.I.]

OK. Let's wipe the slate clean. No more talk about...sticky stuff.

Thanks for the Razor Lame tip, Mudlord.

I'm posting in singular irregular sentences. Why? Because I'm all paragraphed out.

Is it annoying? I want to know.

This is a creative post.

But I'm not creative.

I just post. Therefore I am.

Oh, thought for the day.

Sorry I forgotten... :evil:

[A.I.]

It's been a while since I last posted but I really can't think of anything profound to say except for this pearl of wisdom which is really a retorical question wrapped in a proverbal straight jacket:

Why can you look at your own poo quite hapilly but the sight of someone's poo makes you want to barf?

And speaking of barfing can the sight of your own vomit make you chuck?

And speaking of chuck is there any Emutalk members out there called Chuck and do you vomit at the sight of people's poo?

And speaking of poo I need to do one. Goodbye.

Edit: Oh, can somebody please post? I'm getting quite horny looking at the post count! :naughty: