Menu
What's new
By:
Filters

The Journey of a Nintendo DS

OP
Jaz

Jaz

Ex-Mod
2fast4u said:
what the allmighty hell is the third one? "dont take your ds in bed with you, ya sick fanboy monkey"?
Click to expand...

I'm not sure - but I think we should start a caption competition! What you reckon?!
 
2fast4u

2fast4u

New member
Jaz said:
I'm not sure - but I think we should start a caption competition! What you reckon?!
Click to expand...

picture1: your ds is not a suitable close-combat weapon. trying to use it as such may result in getting your ass kicked in real life.

picture2: contrary to its appearance and shape, the ds is not intended to be a hoverboard for small children.

picture3: the ds is not intended to be any kind of masturbation device. if that is what you are looking for please see our full catalog under "Consoles > GameCube > Controllers".
 
Stalkid64

Stalkid64

Citizen(sixty)four
2fast4u said:
picture3: the ds is not intended to be any kind of masturbation device. if that is what you are looking for please see our full catalog under "Consoles > GameCube > Controllers".
Click to expand...
`The Nintendo DS Analogue thumbstrap should NOT be used in conjunction with your penis on the touchscreen*`


*Penis-compatible games pending.
 
sheik124

sheik124

Emutalk Member
2fast4u said:
picture1: your ds is not a suitable close-combat weapon. trying to use it as such may result in getting your ass kicked in real life.
Click to expand...
Picture 1: Two Nintendo DS's DO NOT give you numbchucks (sp).

And Jaz, I've had my DS since the day it came out :icecream:
 
OP
Jaz

Jaz

Ex-Mod
Stalkid64 said:
Then I'm sure you know all about the secret boot sequence? ;)
Click to expand...

I remember you posting that about the GBA. ;)

Oh, and btw Stalkid64, I took time to admire the water effects on the title screen for Mario - quite blatantly a sign of what's to come in Wave Race DS. ;)
 
Stalkid64

Stalkid64

Citizen(sixty)four
Jaz said:
I remember you posting that about the GBA. ;)

Oh, and btw Stalkid64, I took time to admire the water effects on the title screen for Mario - quite blatantly a sign of what's to come in Wave Race DS. ;)
Click to expand...
I just don't see how they did it. Unless its some kind of evil 2D warp effect like the paintings. To me it looks beyond N64 quality, but the DS seems more than capable of running Waverace and it could be quite a good choice control-wise. Just wonder how long they'll keep us waiting for Ocarina of Time (with `hot-swappable` inventory on the touchscreen). That'd be something to see on a handheld. :icecream:
 
Stalkid64

Stalkid64

Citizen(sixty)four
Don't be silly. We all know the hidden boot sequence only works when the DS internal clock is set to midnight on *DATE REMOVED BY M0DERATOR* and you press A+B.
 
OP
Jaz

Jaz

Ex-Mod
Stalkid64 said:
Don't be silly. We all know the hidden boot sequence only works when the DS internal clock is set to midnight on *DATE REMOVED BY M0DERATOR* and you press A+B.
Click to expand...

You forgot to mention you have to sign Shigsy's signature on the touch-screen at the same time as well.
 
Stalkid64

Stalkid64

Citizen(sixty)four
That only unlocks the "Pr0n Demo mode" if you have the GBA version of Yoshi's Island in the GBA port at the same time.

Let the hidden boot sequence rumours begin! Go forth now, little rumours. Take to the internet, go forth and spread like the n00b-baiting cancer that you are... ;)
(Just think in a few years, we can claim to have started the rumours.)
 
OP
Jaz

Jaz

Ex-Mod
blizz said:
of course, instead of a stylus, you're meant to use your cock to sign as shigsy
Click to expand...

Would that be in conjunction with the "Pr0n Demo mode"? ;)
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Top