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where are you finding all of these?
ROFL
Someone on the internet even made a Microsoft Windows Survival Guide
http://rooster.stanford.edu/~ben/misc/windows.php
Someone on the internet even made a Microsoft Windows Survival Guide
http://rooster.stanford.edu/~ben/misc/windows.php
The top ten where 95 stands for in W95
10. The number of floppies it will ship on.
9. The percentage of people who will have to upgrade their hardware.
8. The number of megabytes of hard-disk space required.
7. The number of pages in the "EASY TO INSTALL" version of the manual.
6. The percentage of existing programs that won't run in the new operating system.
5. The number of minutes to install.
4. The number of calls to tech support before you can get it to run.
3. The number of people who will actually PAY for the upgrade.
2. The number of MHz required for the operating system to run.
1. The year it was DUE to ship
10. The number of floppies it will ship on.
9. The percentage of people who will have to upgrade their hardware.
8. The number of megabytes of hard-disk space required.
7. The number of pages in the "EASY TO INSTALL" version of the manual.
6. The percentage of existing programs that won't run in the new operating system.
5. The number of minutes to install.
4. The number of calls to tech support before you can get it to run.
3. The number of people who will actually PAY for the upgrade.
2. The number of MHz required for the operating system to run.
1. The year it was DUE to ship
Windows is NOT a virus
Q. Is Windows a virus?
A. No, Windows is not a virus.
Here`s what viruses do:
1.They replicate quickly -- okay, Windows does that.
2.Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so -- okay, Windows does that.
3.Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk -- okay, Windows does that too.
4.Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. Sigh.. Windows does that, too.
5.Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware. Yup, that`s with Windows, too. Maybe Windows is a virus. Nope! There is a difference! Viruses are well supported by their authors, are frequently updated, and tend to become more sophisticated as they mature.
So there! Windows is NOT a virus.
Q. Is Windows a virus?
A. No, Windows is not a virus.
Here`s what viruses do:
1.They replicate quickly -- okay, Windows does that.
2.Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so -- okay, Windows does that.
3.Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk -- okay, Windows does that too.
4.Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. Sigh.. Windows does that, too.
5.Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware. Yup, that`s with Windows, too. Maybe Windows is a virus. Nope! There is a difference! Viruses are well supported by their authors, are frequently updated, and tend to become more sophisticated as they mature.
So there! Windows is NOT a virus.
