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Ganon X Sephiroth: Who is evilest?

Evilest Batard in your opinion

  • Ganondorf Dragmire

    Votes: 7 30.4%
  • Sephiroth

    Votes: 4 17.4%
  • George W. Bush

    Votes: 9 39.1%
  • All of them are cutties and kinds

    Votes: 3 13.0%

  • Total voters
    23

Miretank

Lurking
Haha, two evil bastards that wants to provoke chaos in the world, with their our reasons and stratagies, of course. But we're talking about two vilains that rocks in their respectives games. And two games that rocks. :icecream:
Who is the evilest-baddie-bastard-mad of them?
 

WhiteX

New member
I voted Bush even though i believe Bob Saget to be the most evil man that ever set foot on our world.
EDIT: this girl in your avatar, who is she?
 
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Miretank

Miretank

Lurking
Come on you geekz, let the babe alone :p and lets go on topic please.
My vote is for Sephiroth for two reasons... I'm battling against him in FF7 and because I love One Winged Angel :D

Ok... answering requests: I've found this sweety girl in a flog, posting pics of her, like taking a bath (not all nude :( ) or swimming in the beach :rolleyes:
 

tye stik

Super Nintendo Wizard
You stupid commes... George Bush isnt evil, he's just retarded. He's only a puppet scapegoat for idiot people who think they're smart by criticizing the government. There is evil in the government, but they're not retarded enough to step out into the light.

Now Sephiroth, he's an evil son of a bitch... how can retarded monkey lookin President Bush be beating the omega spawn of jenova?? Come on now, your all sheep for voting for Bush, with your ZOMG amerika bullshit. Bush is only part of the problem, dont forget theres a whole fucking government behind him, noobs.
 

Toasty

Sony battery
Sephiroth was more mental than evil so I picked Ganondorf. Bush has only taken over a single country instead of the whole world, so I couldn't pick him. :p
 

WhiteX

New member
Look at this one:

Saget; the Anti-Christ!?

Well, in the interest of scientific-clarity (I possess no scientific credentials what-so-ever; but, nevermind that!) it is true that the numbers 666 were spotted over his left buttock, last September, while Saget was scuba diving off the coast of New Jersey. However, it was not a demonic-signature of sorts but simply an allergic reaction to Reynolds (TM) aluminium wrap, of which he had ingested several yards of, on an alcohol and drug induced dare... (To his credit, having done so ensured that he bed Miss Rhode Island as a reward of sorts; of sorts I say because Zelma Thorninburger had actually been awarded the title back in 1938 and though she has aged fairly gracefully over the years she is still... well, you do the math.)

It is also true that Mr. Saget also seems to avoid houses of worship of any denomination, sect or religion as the universal end-result always involves fire, spontaneous (360 degree) head spins, curses uttered in Aramaic and the like. However this too has been explained in a very satisfactory manner; agreable to the scientific community. Yet the results have only been published in Sagatamucchiappalooo (a remote off-shoot of the Pagalopalian language of the Zaqiti peoples of a very tiny remote island, situated some miles off the coast of Guam.) and will be reported first-hand, here at this very same Cape Scene (Home of the Breaking News Network - BNN)location, immediately upon its translation into any language that currently enjoys more than 23 participants.

In a related topic: Grand Ayatollah Mahmoud Chapnush has announced a personal "Jihad" (to last not less than 38 months) against Mr. Saget stating that: "...that fellow is a shifty one; he uses the personal home videos of unsuspecting people to embed his satanic messages." His Excellency the Grand Ayatollah currently is serving a 25 year sentence at Fort Foykdover Federal Detention Facility where he was recently promoted to the position of head assistant to the assistant of laundry folding. Although some within the government suspected the Grand Ayatollah of some sort of "terror" related involvement, nothing could be proven. In a more prolonged investigation, it was found that the Grand Ayatollah had rented a vhs rental title (Depths of Deborah) back in 1989 and had never actually returned it. Under the current provisions of the USA Patriot Act, it was possible to sentence him to a sentence of "...a period no less than 20 years."

The Laboratory for the Scientific Truth, in independent testing found that most Saget phrases, played backwards elicited the phrase "Monkey Butt itches." Dr. Ingles Nuttworth Jr went on to state: "Yes the phrase indeed is quiet curious yet, the same phrase also appears in the numerous speeches of President Martin Van Buren and singer Marilyn Manson." He had no idea (aside from "freak, chance occurence") why such a phrase would appear at all. Pressed further, Dr. Nuttworth Jr became visibly upset and gave his own rendition of "Free Bird" ( a very popular gesture, enjoying the display of a lone, solitary finger, extended with alacrity and determination... )

Reporting from Cape Girardeau, Allen P. Epidermis (a.k.a., Mustapha)

Mr. Bob Saget could not be reached for a comment.


See, see, i said it first. :p
 
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Miretank

Miretank

Lurking
tye stik said:
You stupid commes... George Bush isnt evil, he's just retarded. He's only a puppet scapegoat for idiot people who think they're smart by criticizing the government. There is evil in the government, but they're not retarded enough to step out into the light.
Its not the matter of "criticizing the government"- even a "stupid" knows what is right or wrong; knows that government is too bit selfish and very greedy in their acts, selfish and greedy enough to start wars and kill milions of people. their icon is that retard you said. After all, he may be retard, but an evil retard, the retard who governs a world potency, and use its power to do the evil against poor ones. However, nothing to do with the truly idea of the topic. lets finish with this ;)

But hey, I'm seeing Ganon is the most evil between them =| i thought his large nose was more fun than fearful and evil :evil:
 
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tye stik

Super Nintendo Wizard
Wow, i didnt realize Bob Saget was the Antichrist. And i thought Americas Funniest Home Videos was unintentionally shitty, now i realize it was all part of Darth Sagets evil plot to end the production of Pringle chips, and murder off the last of the endangered Shit Squirell.


........>>>>>>http://www.bobsagetisgod.com/
 

WhiteX

New member
I realize that you have seen the light, smoked up one, let´s ban Bob Saget of the world by uniting ourselves on not watching those videos, acquiring copious amount of Pringles and givin home to squirrels.
 

tye stik

Super Nintendo Wizard
Well, theres always a Pringles commercial when i've seen the show... and when i watched it last it was like a squirel who, like, ate his own crap. And like, i'm not kidding. Bob Saget was like, 'oh kill the shitter" or something.
 

WhiteX

New member
We can see through his lies now, we will take him out and his power will be MINE! HA! HA! HA!....I mean "ours".
 

SegaBOI

SEGA Enthusiast
As much as I love Zelda OOT (fav game of all time hands down!) Im going to say Sephiroth simply because gannon was always more of a cartoony evil..

**Example**

"This is my schemeing face.. im schemeing something, plotting... first I raise my left eyebrow.. and then.. I smile!"

**Comparissons of evil Deeds**

Gannon kidnaps a princess, sephiroth would have stabbed her with a katana, nuff said.

just my 0.02

Btw white X your completely wrong about bob.. he is just a front, a stupid pawn used by the olsen twins when they were young, he is no longer needed by them thus they have thrown him asside as their new bodys are capable of much greater evil than their younger ones.

First, they go after the young girls of america, once they have them on their side none shall stand in their way.. as for part 2 of the devious master plan, only time will reveal it.. :plain:
 

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