Wow errorjack, just wow.
Amazingly many people here tried to help you, they really shouldn't have. In fact several people, including myself, could probably eventually get your problem to work if you were, at all, willing to work with them. Instead all of your responses have been extremely negative and derogatory.
In fact, on a message board that has been moving very slowly over the course of the last month since most of this work is the progress of people who are doing this on the side, you labeled everyone an asshole for not immediately helping you.
So when it comes to the internet, you're essentially a fat kid screaming, crying to his mom that he's hungry, and pissing himself because he can't get off his own fat ass and do a single thing on his own; or be polite. I know you're going to probably respond with something hilarious like "GTFO", but you should really just go away. No one's going to help you, because then they would really have to be an asshole to help you out after the way you've treated everyone.