Maxx77 said:
=The Sublime Guide of a Nerd=
1) Play 15+ hours "Baldur's Gate ii"
2) Try every emulator out there (even emerson arcadia's...)
3) Download calculator emulators
4) Obtain only "A+" in Maths...
5) Sleep with a teddy bear
6) Talk to a rubber duck while in bathroom
7) Eat lot of tacos
8) Talk 5+ languages (including spanish...)
9) Only "virtual" girlfriends
10) Believe that the ginger bread man exists ;-(
I'm going to have to disaree with some of those, for one, Only A+'s in math makes you beyond nerdy it, it makes you a geek, and that, is not what you want. Teddy Bear would be for pussy, not nerd, TACOS! YES! 5 languages, only if you want to include C++ VB HTML CSS AND PEARL, virtual girl friends, no, just, no, ok, theres a limit to even nerdiness, and um? Gingerbread? That's more like Delusional. Soin conclusion:
-=THE STEADFAST RULES TO NERDINESS=-
1)Know your hardware, have only top of the line in all computer parts
2)Pimp out the PC case, because honestly, everything looks cooler when it glows in the dark.
3)Emulation is your friend, even though nintendo doesn't want you to think so.
4)Fanboyism is not an art, it's a pain, be open minded
5) DOWNLOAD DOWNLOAD DOWNLOAD
6)Know your software too, learn how to properly edit a photo, and how to debug the problem yourself.
7)Windows isn't the only thing out there, look into Linux.
8)One can never have to many games, regardless of what your parents think.
9)Kazaa should only be used for MP3's and pr0n, any real nerd/pirate knows this.
10)TACOS!
11)ASCII is cool, regardless of what your friends think.
12)There is no rule twelve, never, we don't like you twelve.
13)Support your release groups.
14)Belong to at least 3 forums, remember, the more people you can insult and piss off the better.
14)One of said forums should be namely a FLAME THE TROLL forum.
15)Anything you have ever seen on the internet has probably passed though the Something awful forums, and if you MADE it, then uber nerd-dom to you.
16)You must have at least once watched a block of anime more then 4 hours long.
17)You must have played one single game for more then 8 hours (video or otherwise)
18)You can properly execute a 'saving throw'
19)You've argued yourself out of death (AD&D Players will laugh at this one)
20)MORE TACOS!
Add to this, I'm sure I missed something.