Pssh, it's amazing how little you think you know. Don't you know that you never underestimate your opponent? You've never seen me play, so all you're allowed to assume with an hint of accuracy is that I'll be challenging. Not that I'll get my ass kicked. Besides, I am also undefeated at Mario Kart just as you say you are. I am also undefeated at Mario Tennis. I'm brutal with both Nintendo-character sports games. I have to lighten up on people because if I don't, they'll feel too humiliated to play against me ever again. It happens all the time: "Dude you suck! How come you gotta be so mean! I'm a begginer so give me a break! Forget you man, I'm not gonna play this stupid thing." People, sadly enough, put down the game itself because they don't want to admit that what beat them was skill and not a game's flaws (and neither Mario Kart or Mario Tennis have any flaws as you will, I'm sure, agree). I am a very competitive person. I take it very seriously. If I find any flaw in my skill, I'll work on it day in and day out till I have it ironed out to perfection then I'll go over all my other skills to make sure I don't slacken up on any of them while I was improving on the weakness. Then I'll go over them all at once so the weakness that has been newly ironed out to perfection goes through in harmony with all my other strengths so the rhythm is natural. I'm sure you're like that too, or else you wouldn't be so confident. I like confident people because I know they have a reason for being that confident and so that means I'll have a good challenge. Underestimate me and I'll take it that much more seriously.
