@kingk11:
There's a very tightly guarded secret function on this forum that I'm going to let you in on: In each section of the forum there's a (secret) button that says "new thread". This seemingly purposeless button actually has the power to create entirely new threads! Using this button's power, even users such as yourself can create their own threads without the need to hijack preexisting threads that have nothing to do with their questions.
As you can imagine, if word of this got out, it would be utter chaos, so please keep it under your hat.