Which are you?

[blizz]

LEO
The adverturous type, always looking for thrills and willing to try anything. In other words stupid. You have the IQ of a garden snail and will never amount to anything. Most Leo's are living on welfare.

damm it sounds like my Dad

 

[DuDe]

Aquarius Jan.20-Feb.18

You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone think you are a fucking jerk.

God damn Internet voodoo...

 

[2fast4u]

Damn proud to be a Aries!!:happy:

rofl i second that :happy:

 

[Macca]

God damn Internet voodoo...

Shut up already you fucking jerk

 

[AlphaWolf]

PISCES
You are the eternal optimist, seeing the best of any situation. You have no grasp of reality and live in a dream world. Most people consider you to be the greatest living moron. You will continually fail. You're a prick.

Nah, they are wrong about the optimist part, I am way more of a pessimist and I always assume the worst case scenario.

I guess cynical is the right word.

 

[Jaz]

rofl i second that :happy:

Yeah, my missus is totally an Aries!

 

[MT86]

You hardly ever wear underwear

Taurus

:blush:

 

[jvolel]

I am NOT a dipshit!

 

[garboy]

Cancer June 21-July 22

You are sympathetic and understanding to others people's problems, which make you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth shit. Everybody in prison is a Cancer.

<_<

I put things off but the rest is B.S. :huh: :huh:

 

[nycbeatatl]

By this I mean no offense to anybody, but...have these fortune people ever been right wth this stuff? I've tryed lots of horoscopes, and they were wrong...Mostly superstitious stuff in my opinion.