The Worst Games Ever Made

[tye stik]

Alright, let me rephrase my original post : "The <i>WORST</i>, most unbeleivebly crappiest, hideously deformed, abomination of a game... ever"
Not the zillion dollar budget games like FF (that even if <i>bad</i> per se, could never be hideously wretched) or the games that have a bad custumer service thing happening, and not games that don't work on your computer (by the way Knights of the Old was a pretty sweet game... not great, but worth while). And hopefully, a game that's on a mainstream system like SNES, or PSX, or n64... not some backwater system that I wouldn't invest the time into trying to find (because I intend to try the games that are posted... if there so bad that they might be funny to play).
Anyway this is on the list so far:

SuperMan 64 (n64) - Wretched, sorry Burnpro, I will never change my mind
Revolution X (snes) - Jezus! Wtf where they smokin when they made this?
PacMan 2 New Adventures (snes) - Travesty
Bass fishing 'whatever the hell' - Haven't played it but I already know it sucks

*New*
Banjo and Tooie (n64) - AHH! My little bro played this forever... he stoped playing it after I threw it onto the highway infront of a city bus, I had nightmares from the witches 'voices' (more like, well, I dunno, annoying croacking??)

As far as Grandia 2 goes, it was a disapointment for sure, but not a horrid abomination... which is what I'm looking for

 

[Clements]

Iggy's Reckin Balls.

That game was garbage.

 

[smcd]

Bayou Billy for NES!

EDIT: Sorry for the duplicates(4), had a bit of a connection issue.

 

[Trotterwatch]

I think you'll find Sqij beats you all. Oh and Cascade 50 too 50 x the badness.

 

[Slougi]

Yeah, Grandia 2 was a shameful port (PS2). Sometimes an entire section of textures would simply vanish, leaving an empty white space. Would happen with characters as well, leaving a roughly humanoid mass of white polygons. And crashing did occur. Happened to me once during the fight with Millenia near the end of the game.

Despite all that it was still an enjoyable game. I only wish I had played the DC version.

The DC version is very nice

 

[PsyMan]

The PC version has even better gfx (maybe comparable to the PS2 version but without the movies). Too bad that it had a strange shadow problem with some video cards (including GeForce cards) so you had to turn them off.

Worst game I ever played is Buggy boy (a racing game). The port I have is for Amstrad CPC machines. The game itself is very enjoyable... but it takes more than 45 minutes to load (unacceptable time even for games on tapes).

 

[ScottJC]

I will poke at any game I like regardless of what you think this thread is about, or whether the game is FF, even FF games can be crap.

Banjo-Kazooie is far from the worst game ever made, what exactly is wrong with it? It has very good gameplay, it lasts a while and surpasses Mario 64 in almost every department. Basing dislike on the talking noises is not good enough.

I at least list what makes a game the "worst game ever"

I can name plenty worse platformer games, what about say... Gex games on the N64, they are FAR worse... Shoddy graphics, full of bogs... poor sound.

 

[tye stik]

Well, the thing is, I've never wasted the valuable hours of my life to play Banjo and Tooie (the second incarnation of the abomination) for more than 15 minutes. Mostly I just hate little kid games that suck ass, like this one... some points I hated (mind you its been like 2 years since I've played it, it just kinda came to mind):

1) Crappy, stupid, worthless
2) The voices of the witches (I will never forget that sound, it was like the sound of hideous, demonic, down syndrome, nazi, Barbara Strysand, retards.)
3) The multi-player was worthless... multiplayer is really important to me, and when a game sports a terrible multiplayer game, it gets some points deducted automatically. Mind you, this game didn't focus on multiplay, but it should have never attempted it in the first place.
4) As far as 'adventure' games go, the sub-par story line, and the unloveable characters make this game tremble under other titles in its catagory (like Donkey Kong) Plus, I was never a big fan of this genre in the first place... unless it was a SNES game, I just have a soft spot for SNES, what can I say?
5) This game wasn't very good graphics wise when compared to the vivid and imaginative worlds of Mario and Link
6) Lacklustre gameplay made this game an arduous task for me to play, I mean, I was bored shittless most of the time... "Collect the shiny floating orbs to open the path to the <i>evil</i> lair"...ewww, and "Watch me as I suck so much ass that you will actually become more stupid by my mind numbing action!"
7) The game cartridge that I had, had like an evil omen on it... it broke my '64 (well it was broken after it had been in it), it seemed to follow me around the house.. taunting me at every turn... once I found it on my bed when no one was around to put it there (eewww), and when I was trying it out for the first time (in my underwear in the late afternoon, with messy hair) my girlfriend said I was pathetic and I play too many video games and proceeded to break up with me (that was like when I was in junior high though)... but I hadn't played any video games for like a months and it just so happened that she came over in my hour of weakness. Anyway, I had alot of other, really superb games at the time so this one sort of caught alot of dust on my shelf.

Oh yeah, Gex sucked ass too... and, um, your intitled to your own opinion I guess so I don't really care if you think I'm wrong, lol. I will hate Banjo and Craphead for the rest of my days.

Iggy's Reckin Balls sucked complete ass, thank you for reminding me, lol. I've never heard of this Sqij that you speak of... what system would it be for (or is it a PC game?). Bayou Billy, wow, haven't heard about that one in awhile, and yes, I agree, its got some major ass sucking action.

 

[ScottJC]

1) Crappy, stupid, worthless
2) The voices of the witches (I will never forget that sound, it was like the sound of hideous, demonic, down syndrome, nazi, Barbara Strysand, retards.)
3) The multi-player was worthless... multiplayer is really important to me, and when a game sports a terrible multiplayer game, it gets some points deducted automatically. Mind you, this game didn't focus on multiplay, but it should have never attempted it in the first place.
4) As far as 'adventure' games go, the sub-par story line, and the unloveable characters make this game tremble under other titles in its catagory (like Donkey Kong) Plus, I was never a big fan of this genre in the first place... unless it was a SNES game, I just have a soft spot for SNES, what can I say?
5) This game wasn't very good graphics wise when compared to the vivid and imaginative worlds of Mario and Link
6) Lacklustre gameplay made this game an arduous task for me to play, I mean, I was bored shittless most of the time... "Collect the shiny floating orbs to open the path to the <i>evil</i> lair"...ewww, and "Watch me as I suck so much ass that you will actually become more stupid by my mind numbing action!"
7) The game cartridge that I had, had like an evil omen on it... it broke my '64 (well it was broken after it had been in it), it seemed to follow me around the house.. taunting me at every turn... once I found it on my bed when no one was around to put it there (eewww), and when I was trying it out for the first time (in my underwear in the late afternoon, with messy hair) my girlfriend said I was pathetic and I play too many video games and proceeded to break up with me (that was like when I was in junior high though)... but I hadn't played any video games for like a months and it just so happened that she came over in my hour of weakness. Anyway, I had alot of other, really superb games at the time so this one sort of caught alot of dust on my shelf.

1) Not worth commenting on.
2) The witch scenes are few and far between mostly throughout the game so if you could put up with a few near the begining thats it.
3) Banjo-tooie's strenth lies in its single player, not is multi.
4) What, the story line of the witches killing everything to revive one of their own? sounds alright to me... but then it doesn't need a story the game is just fun.
5) are you kidding? this game was the prettiest looking game on the n64, and it didn't even use the expansion pack!
6) It picks up from its past game, Banjo-Kazooie... with the Jiggy collecting and puzzle solving, this is much like Mario 64 is, collecting stars and solving puzzles was mario 64's thing... and yet it was fun wasn't it?
7) Purely co-incidental, no reason to hate anything.

Playing a game for 15 minutes never does it justice, nor does watching your brother play it.

that's my two cents. apparently, you are the only one who thinks this: http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/n64/review/196695.html check that out... all positive reviews.

 

[tye stik]

lol... jezuz H. triple christ! I don't care if half the worlds nerds converge together and say that this stupid game is "great" or "amazing". I don't care if you like it... me, and the people I know (besides my little bro) hate this game... I hate it with a passion.
Perhaps I misjudged it as the 'worst' game ever... I guess I completely misjudged it if it has such a loyal following... But it ends here >> this game dosen't suck as much ass as I said it did, I haven't played it years and it came up in a drunken discussion with my best friend, inwhich we discussed many shitty games that I can't remember now (I only remembered Banjo-tooie), and so, stop harrasing me about my opinion... this game is officially off the list. So stop posting messages about it, for the love of God.... you FF hating commie.

Oh.. Terminator 2 for SNES = crap

 

[Clements]

I completed Banjo-Tooie with every single note and Jigsaw piece and all the extras on my real N64, and I thought Banjo-Kazooie was much, much better since it was more challenging (getting 100 notes on every level was much tougher in B-K, not so in B-T when they are grouped and very easy to find) and original. I would not say B-T is the worst game ever since much worse games exist, such as Iggy's Reckin Balls or Clayfighter 63 1/3.

 

[ScottJC]

lol... jezuz H. triple christ! I don't care if half the worlds nerds converge together and say that this stupid game is "great" or "amazing". I don't care if you like it... me, and the people I know (besides my little bro) hate this game... I hate it with a passion.
Perhaps I misjudged it as the 'worst' game ever... I guess I completely misjudged it if it has such a loyal following... But it ends here >> this game dosen't suck as much ass as I said it did, I haven't played it years and it came up in a drunken discussion with my best friend, inwhich we discussed many shitty games that I can't remember now (I only remembered Banjo-tooie), and so, stop harrasing me about my opinion... this game is officially off the list. So stop posting messages about it, for the love of God.... you FF hating commie.

Oh.. Terminator 2 for SNES = crap

Woah woah, relax buddy.. i'm hardly harassing you, my sole intent is to prove that BT is not one of the worst games ever... I have no quarrel if you don't like it, judging by my responce I appear to have succeeded.

Perhaps FFXI is not the worst game ever either, but as a mass multiplayer rpg.. it does certainly suck.

I display most of my posts very politely so I can't see why anyone should overreact about them, there is nothing hostile about my last post.

 

[DuDe]

I dare anyone here to play the demo of the soon to be released game Psychotoxic. I'm getting paid for playing games, and I gotta tell you that no money in the world will give me back the thirty minutes I've spent previewing it.

 

[smcd]

I dare anyone here to play the demo of the soon to be released game Psychotoxic. I'm getting paid for playing games, and I gotta tell you that no money in the world will give me back the thirty minutes I've spent previewing it.

I read the segment on this game over on fileplanet i believe where there was a demo for download - didn't even bother trying it

 

[Trotterwatch]

I played the demo of Psychotoxic released a while back. Utter shite

 

[tye stik]

I didn't mean to sound, like angry or anything ScottJC, I just have a colorful way of typing my, um posts I guess.
Yeah so anyways, check this game out... -~Big Rigs~-
Its the worst rated game in the history of gamespot, the video review is kinda funny... coulda had a better ending

 

[Allnatural]

Yeah so anyways, check this game out... -~Big Rigs~-
Its the worst rated game in the history of gamespot, the video review is kinda funny... coulda had a better ending

looks familiar...

 

[RJARRRPCGP]

Although many will disagree,

Final Fantasy XI is the worst game I have played this year, let me summerize the main points I have against it

1) PlayOnline, its unique system of slowness and complete rubbishness will forever plague mankind, it took me 5 hours to install and update the game, as well as the fact it is mandatory to have a credit card [except for this epassport thing]. seriously how many teens have a credit card. [target audience]

2) It puts you on a random server after you create a character, so if you wanted to play with a friend it is near impossible... well not easily, you need something called a world pass.

3) There appears to be no character customization or very little of it, you cannot change your stats once you level up, if you like everyone having the exact same build of fighter, sure thats fine but not for me.

4) The interface and controls are utterly terrible, it is exceedingly difficult to target monsters for instance, the controls are dodgy at least... forcing you to use specific keys on your keyboard... like the number pad... why? I prefer W A S and D.

5) No in-game tutorial, you basicly start having no idea what to do. Unlike everquest 2.

6) The monsters seemed like copies of each other, like for instance you get forrest rabbit and forrest hare i think, they look EXACTLY the same, same is true of other monsters.

7) In the first little area I found monsters, there were incredibly strong monsters which I could not fight and they were agressive, I almost always died very quickly, very very poor monster positioning especially for new players.

8) The battle system is very very boring, and nothing like the other FF games, its not turn based and the menus are difficult to manuver.. you could spend so much time in them you have died by the time you pick your choice.

9) Leveling is waaaaay too slow, and I heard that you must be in a party after you get to a certain level, personally I prefer to solo things so after all that I listed I just dropped this like a turd.

This game is imo the worst online game I have ever played... Its a wonder how it does so well in reviews.

That sucks. Thanks for the heads up.

 

[RJARRRPCGP]

Bayou Billy for NES!

EDIT: Sorry for the duplicates(4), had a bit of a connection issue.

I'm having a connection issue with EmuTalk in particular too. It was ignoring me and then would have to close the web browser then re launch the web browser.

 

[tye stik]

Lol, Allnatural, was that you who said something about that game? I knew I heard it from someone, I couldn't remeber who.

Oh, if you have a ps2 with a network adaptor I would skip FFXI deffinatley... first of all you have to pay, second of all... well just go straight for Socom 2 (socom 1 used to be my fav, but now its getting empty and its been full of cheaters for like forever)

SOCOM 2 = The greatest online shooter I've ever played... the headset is great to have also, actually, I find myself getting bored with any other game I play now because of SOCOM 1/2, its pissing me off. Its an experience no one should miss (oh yeah, its only <i>really</i> fun if your good :evil: )