Super Glue and Exes don't mix.

[icepir8]

Check this out.

http://www.thepittsburghchannel.com/news/5242347/detail.html

http://kdka.com/topstories/local_story_307172819.html

this is real!

 

[revl8er]

Ouch, that would be death for anybody who even tried to do that to me.

 

[WhiteX]

if you could run after her with your balls stuck and your weenie tied to your belly!

 

[Toasty]

I hope he didn't have to pee before they got him unstuck...

 

[Flash]

The only thing that can remove superglue from skin (except for extremely aggressive solvent which will liquify cyanoacrylate with skin and bones ) is hot water, LOTS of REALLY HOT water. Poor man...

 

[General Plot]

/me thinks his ex wife is probably capable of this kind of act.

 

[Alchemist]

Wow, I wonder how far away the convienience store was.

What was that conversation in the morning like?

"DUDE! did you glue my dick to my stomach?!?"
"ummm..."
"fix it."
"NO! Go walk to the store for help!"