Story by post.

[thine_impalor]

and the weapon was backwards and it banned Martin and everyone was happy, but is that the end?

no it damn wasn't...
unfortunately, the BAN4SPAM machine only IP banned, martin RETURNED with a new IP WORSE than EVER....."run fool, RUN!"

 

[Slougi]

Only it was not martin, it was sukh; he had disguised himself as Martin64™, so as to gain control over hither lands...
I stumbled again, and fell on hard stone. I woke up next to my bed. Damn what a nightmare. I got up, brushed my teeth and took a shower...

*cough*
This has gone completely insane

 

[vampireuk]

only to find martin there picking nits from the head of Redah, I slowly backed away only to be confronted by...

 

[aprentice]

a guy with a giant head that looked like a penis. I was then...

 

[cooliscoo]

Strangely aroused by the creature. I just couldn't resist...

 

[AlphaWolf]

shocked to find out that it was realy al gore! Just as I thought to myself "what would a psycho environmentalist like him be doing here"?....

cooliscool...god damnit :P