So this guy walks into a bar
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InuyashaTaishou
You callin' me a dog?!?!?
Nothing, I guess. It's not emulation-related whatsoever. Besides, that's the oldest joke in the book. I would go to a joke forum for that.
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ok I got anther one here it is
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So this pirate walks into a bar and he has a steering wheel attached to his croch than he gose to the bas stand when the bartender see's him he asks why he has a steering there than the pirate says "Arrrrrgghhh its driven me nuts!!"
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So this pirate walks into a bar and he has a steering wheel attached to his croch than he gose to the bas stand when the bartender see's him he asks why he has a steering there than the pirate says "Arrrrrgghhh its driven me nuts!!"
pegasus001
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Here are some :
1) Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother" Santa wrote back," send me your mother".
2) Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots
his friend to death.Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose all your friends".
3) Husband asks, "Do u know the meaning of WIFE Without Information Fighting Everytime.Wife replies," No, It means ,With Idiot For Ever!!!"
4) Three Feelings:
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,and Panic is when both are pregnant.
1) Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother" Santa wrote back," send me your mother".
2) Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots
his friend to death.Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose all your friends".
3) Husband asks, "Do u know the meaning of WIFE Without Information Fighting Everytime.Wife replies," No, It means ,With Idiot For Ever!!!"
4) Three Feelings:
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,and Panic is when both are pregnant.
OP
I am me
The one of one of planet one
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ok sorry about replyin twice I mean it's only rule breaking if I do it every thirty seconds right?
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Ok heres another
Q:What is a funny name for a maid cleaning service?
A:spic and span
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Ok heres another
Q:What is a funny name for a maid cleaning service?
A:spic and span