Simpsons quotes

[gokuss4]

Homer: "I want to set the record straight. I thought the cop was a Prostitute. *nods head*"

 

[thecraft]

I seen that one a few minutes ago!

 

[2bzy4ne1]

Dr. Nick: "Hello everybody."
Everybody: "Hi Dr. Nick."

 

[mesman00]

umm, your a little wrong, its:

dr nick "hi everybody"
everybody: "hi dr nick"

 

[mesman00]

simpsons season II dvd- due in stores august 6th, i certainly will own a copy!

 

[Trotterwatch]

Marge: Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?
Homer: Yeah, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.

and

Marge: Homey, I appreciate this, but I'd really like to get some sleep.
Homer: Oh, of course, my sweet. I'll just make some soothing ocean sounds for you.

[blows, imitating waves]
[imitates foghorn]
[squawks loudly, upsetting Marge]
[blows again]
[Long John Silver] Arr, matey!

<The above is a great visual also>

 

[2bzy4ne1]

Homer: If you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really halfass. That's the american way.

 

[gokuss4]

Groundskeeper Willy: "BONJOURRRRRRRRRRRR, you cheese eatin surrender monkeys!!"

 

[thine_impalor]

Prank calls to Moe's

Phone call for Al...Al Coholic...is there an Al Coholic here?
Wait a minute...
Listen, you little yellow-bellied rat jackass, if I ever find out who you are, I'm gonna kill you!


Bart with Lisa and Maggie
Oliver Clothesoff! Call for Oliver Clothesoff!
Marge picks up the extension and hears:
Listen, you lousy bum, if I ever get a hold of you, I swear I'll cut your belly open!

Uh, I.P. Freely? Hey, everybody, I.P. Freely!
Wait a minute...
Listen to me you lousy bum. When I get a hold of you, you're dead. Iswear I'm gonna slice
your heart in half!

Hey, is there a Butz here? Seymour Butz? Hey, everybody, I wanna Seymour Butz!
Oh, wait a minute...
Listen, you little scum-sucking pus-bucket! When I get my hands on you, I'm gonna put out
your eyeballs with a corkscrew!

 

[2bzy4ne1]

Nelson: "Haha"

 

[CRi{]v[}iNaL]

"OH, DAMN , CRAP. OH FOR GODS SAKES, WHO WHERES CLEETS TO THE STORE?"

moe after being trampled on by an angry crowd raiding stores for Funzos