Simpsons quotes
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Raging Fuel
The jumbles man, the jumbles
Carl: I hear we're going to Ape Island.
Lenny: Yeah, we're going to catch a giant ape.
Carl: I wish we were going to Candy Apple Island.
Ed: Why? What have they got there?
Carl: Apes. But they ain't so big.
Lenny: Yeah, we're going to catch a giant ape.
Carl: I wish we were going to Candy Apple Island.
Ed: Why? What have they got there?
Carl: Apes. But they ain't so big.
Trotterwatch
Active member
After Homer picks up his prize for his Mr X Website which would have otherwise gone towards feeding starving children
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Marge: "I do feel bad about the starving children,"
Homer: "Don't feel bad, they're with God now,"
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Marge: "I do feel bad about the starving children,"
Homer: "Don't feel bad, they're with God now,"
M
mann
Guest
Homer: Trying is the first step towards failure.
So true....
Homer: Whats wrong with bart?
Marge: I dont know
Homer: (whispers) I think he found our stash
Marge: We dont have a stash:
Homer:Yeah of course we dont
So true....
Homer: Whats wrong with bart?
Marge: I dont know
Homer: (whispers) I think he found our stash
Marge: We dont have a stash:
Homer:Yeah of course we dont
CpU MasteR
omg h4x
Ralph: hi Pricipal skinner, hi Super nintendo chalmers. i'm learnding.
M
mann
Guest
DuDe said:
omfg lol thats a good one
Homer: "And I give this guy directions, even though I didn't know the way, cause that's the kind of guy I am this week!"
lol one of my favorites above
Homer: "Bart what's wrong?"
Bart: "I can't get this girl to go to the dance with me."
Lisa: "Heh, Bart's gotta girlfriend!"
Bart: "No I Don't, that's the problem!"
Lisa: "Heh, Bart's gotta problem!"
one of my other favorites
lol one of my favorites above
Homer: "Bart what's wrong?"
Bart: "I can't get this girl to go to the dance with me."
Lisa: "Heh, Bart's gotta girlfriend!"
Bart: "No I Don't, that's the problem!"
Lisa: "Heh, Bart's gotta problem!"
one of my other favorites
OP
mesman00
What's that...?
- Thread Starter
- #35
**this happened while homer went hunting to prove to moe that his "garage bar" is actually a huntining club.
moe: he ain't gonna kill no turkey once i use this cougar call
(uses cougar call and stands up)
homer: ahh, a cougar, die cougar....
moe: ahhhh
homer: hehe, got that cat right in the leg
moe: he ain't gonna kill no turkey once i use this cougar call
(uses cougar call and stands up)
homer: ahh, a cougar, die cougar....
moe: ahhhh
homer: hehe, got that cat right in the leg
CpU MasteR
omg h4x
mesman00 said:
lol
I saw that one yesterday...
*The Simpson family is out for a walk*
Homer- "Can we go home yet? My feet hurt, all this fresh air is making my hair move, and I'm not sure how much longer I can keep complaining."
:happy:
Homer- "Can we go home yet? My feet hurt, all this fresh air is making my hair move, and I'm not sure how much longer I can keep complaining."
:happy:
thecraft
Alice in Chains Fan
Play Simpsons Road Rage
"No I will not pay you 500 Dollars for sex!" ~ Marge
"When the doctor said I didn't have worms anymore, that was the happiest day of my life!!!" ~ Ralph
"I'd give you a peice of my mind but I'm afraid to." ~ Squeaky Voiced Teen
*Homer is driving an 18 wheeler when he sees a kid waving out the window as the car passes him.
"Oh, so you want to play chicken, little punk?" - Homer
"No, dad! Blow your horn!" - Bart
"Oh, okay." - Homer
*Trailer unhitches from truck
"Damn little punk!!!" - Homer
"OKAYYYYY!!!! I didn't ask for your life story!" ~ Homer
"Do you have a barf bag? I don't feel so good." ~ Homer
"Did I do great or really great?" ~ Homer
"Back in my day, we called sandwiches flat-freddys, and they cost 4 playing cards a bite." ~ Grampa S.
"Can you name the truck that's 4 by 4, smells like a steak and seats 35, Canyonero, Canyonero!" ~ Marge
"Aw... Ol' Gil's gonna sue, I gonna be on a easy streak." ~ Ol' Gil
"I need to go to church, I think I did something last night but I can't remember what I did." ~ Barney
"I'm going to the Retirment Castle, I need cadaver to practice on!" ~ Dr. Nick
"It's OK. I'm not good at things either, Mrs. Hoover says I'll get used to it." ~ Ralph
"Take...me...home.... I have to regroup from a wedgie" ~ Milhouse
*Bart gets in the car with Homer
"I need to go to the Retirment Castle. Granmpa needs a sponge bath." ~ Bart
"Ohhh!!! can I come???" ~ Homer
"No I will not pay you 500 Dollars for sex!" ~ Marge
"When the doctor said I didn't have worms anymore, that was the happiest day of my life!!!" ~ Ralph
"I'd give you a peice of my mind but I'm afraid to." ~ Squeaky Voiced Teen
*Homer is driving an 18 wheeler when he sees a kid waving out the window as the car passes him.
"Oh, so you want to play chicken, little punk?" - Homer
"No, dad! Blow your horn!" - Bart
"Oh, okay." - Homer
*Trailer unhitches from truck
"Damn little punk!!!" - Homer
"OKAYYYYY!!!! I didn't ask for your life story!" ~ Homer
"Do you have a barf bag? I don't feel so good." ~ Homer
"Did I do great or really great?" ~ Homer
"Back in my day, we called sandwiches flat-freddys, and they cost 4 playing cards a bite." ~ Grampa S.
"Can you name the truck that's 4 by 4, smells like a steak and seats 35, Canyonero, Canyonero!" ~ Marge
"Aw... Ol' Gil's gonna sue, I gonna be on a easy streak." ~ Ol' Gil
"I need to go to church, I think I did something last night but I can't remember what I did." ~ Barney
"I'm going to the Retirment Castle, I need cadaver to practice on!" ~ Dr. Nick
"It's OK. I'm not good at things either, Mrs. Hoover says I'll get used to it." ~ Ralph
"Take...me...home.... I have to regroup from a wedgie" ~ Milhouse
*Bart gets in the car with Homer
"I need to go to the Retirment Castle. Granmpa needs a sponge bath." ~ Bart
"Ohhh!!! can I come???" ~ Homer
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thecraft
Alice in Chains Fan
These are lyrics to an MP3 Remix I got from KaZaA Lite
(Modified KaZaA with no spyware or ads. www.kazaalite.com)
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Linkin Park (Simpsons Remix) - One DOH! Closer
"You don't like this job,
--FILL THIS IN IN--
You just go in,
--THIS AS WELL--
Thats the American way!!"
"Woo Hoo!"
"Doh!"
"Doh!"
"Doh!"
"Doh!"
I cannot take this anymore
"Mmmmm.... beer."
I'm saying everything I've said before
"Mmmmmmm..... forbiden donut..."
All these words they make no sense
*Homer Screams*
I find bliss in ignorance
"Okayley Dokayley"
Less I hear the less you'll say
But you'll find that out anyway
"I want to be, a nacho man!"
"Woo Hoo!"
Just like before...
Everything you say to me
"Don't have a cow!"
Takes me one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to break
I need a little room to breathe
Cause I'm one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to break
*Garbelled Talking*
I find the answers aren't so clear
"Homer!" "Huh?"
Wish I could find a way to disappear
"Are your planning to hit Ned Flanders with that pipe and take his ticket?"
All these thoughts they make no sense
"Uh... No..."
I find bliss in ignorance
Nothing seems to go away
"Doh!"
Over and over again
*Krusty Laughs*
Just like before...
"Ha Ha!"
Everything you say to me
Takes me one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to break
I need a little room to breathe
"Doh!"
Cause I'm one step closer to the edge
Everything you say to me
Takes me one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to break
I need a little room to breathe
Cause I'm one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to break
*Krusty Laughs*
"Don't have a cow!"
"Mmmm... beer!"
"I'm afraid I'll just stab you in the jim-jab!"
Shut up when I'm talking to you
*Homer Screams*
Shut Up
"Ha Ha!"
Shut Up
"Doh!"
Shut Up When I Talking To You!
"Okayley Dokayley"
Shut Up
"Mmmm...."
Shut Up
"Yo, give me the numbers to 911!!!"
SHUT UP!
I'm about to break
"Doh!"
Everything you say to me
Takes me one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to break
I need a little room to breathe
"Woo Hoo!"
Cause I'm one step closer to the edge
Everything you say to me
"Ha Ha!"
Takes me one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to break
I need a little room to breathe
Cause I'm one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to
Break
"Woo, Woo, Woo, Woo Hoo!!!"
*Sqeaky Voice* "Woo Hoo!"
"No I won't pay you $500 for Sex!"
(Modified KaZaA with no spyware or ads. www.kazaalite.com)
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Linkin Park (Simpsons Remix) - One DOH! Closer
"You don't like this job,
--FILL THIS IN IN--
You just go in,
--THIS AS WELL--
Thats the American way!!"
"Woo Hoo!"
"Doh!"
"Doh!"
"Doh!"
"Doh!"
I cannot take this anymore
"Mmmmm.... beer."
I'm saying everything I've said before
"Mmmmmmm..... forbiden donut..."
All these words they make no sense
*Homer Screams*
I find bliss in ignorance
"Okayley Dokayley"
Less I hear the less you'll say
But you'll find that out anyway
"I want to be, a nacho man!"
"Woo Hoo!"
Just like before...
Everything you say to me
"Don't have a cow!"
Takes me one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to break
I need a little room to breathe
Cause I'm one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to break
*Garbelled Talking*
I find the answers aren't so clear
"Homer!" "Huh?"
Wish I could find a way to disappear
"Are your planning to hit Ned Flanders with that pipe and take his ticket?"
All these thoughts they make no sense
"Uh... No..."
I find bliss in ignorance
Nothing seems to go away
"Doh!"
Over and over again
*Krusty Laughs*
Just like before...
"Ha Ha!"
Everything you say to me
Takes me one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to break
I need a little room to breathe
"Doh!"
Cause I'm one step closer to the edge
Everything you say to me
Takes me one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to break
I need a little room to breathe
Cause I'm one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to break
*Krusty Laughs*
"Don't have a cow!"
"Mmmm... beer!"
"I'm afraid I'll just stab you in the jim-jab!"
Shut up when I'm talking to you
*Homer Screams*
Shut Up
"Ha Ha!"
Shut Up
"Doh!"
Shut Up When I Talking To You!
"Okayley Dokayley"
Shut Up
"Mmmm...."
Shut Up
"Yo, give me the numbers to 911!!!"
SHUT UP!
I'm about to break
"Doh!"
Everything you say to me
Takes me one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to break
I need a little room to breathe
"Woo Hoo!"
Cause I'm one step closer to the edge
Everything you say to me
"Ha Ha!"
Takes me one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to break
I need a little room to breathe
Cause I'm one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to
Break
"Woo, Woo, Woo, Woo Hoo!!!"
*Sqeaky Voice* "Woo Hoo!"
"No I won't pay you $500 for Sex!"
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