Simpsons quotes

[mesman00]

i was inspired to start this thread by a post by macca where he qutoes ralph saying:
"My cat's breath smells like cat food".
so, anyway, post your favorites simpsons quotes here! now go post! really!

 

[Allnatural]

"Everybody in the world is stupid except for me." -Homer

also...

"I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T." -Homer

 

[Butthole59]

Mr Burns:

Social security number?

0000000002, Dawm (complet it for me please.)

Cause of parents death ?

Get in my way.

 

[Falcon4ever]

The police man (forgot the name):

Hello, is this 911? - homer

No, the number is 9-1- erm 2 - police man

 

[Josep]

hehe, my sig. is from the simpsons

 

[Josep]

everyone knows this one: To start, press any key, wheres the any key? -homer

 

[sytaylor]

...must kill mo... weee... must kill mo... weee.... must kill mo - homer

 

[Allnatural]

Mr Burns:

Social security number?

0000000002, Dawm (complet it for me please.)

"Social Security number?

Naught naught naught, naught naught, naught naught naught 2. Damn Roosevelt."

 

[Raging Fuel]

Homer: But what can I do? I'm only *counts on fingers* one man.

 

[Macca]

"Now homer, i'm going to ask you a few simple questions and this detector will tell me if you are lying, Understand?"

"Yes"

**BANG**

 

[Macca]

"Beer Baron, I know you're out there and i'm going to find you"

"No you won't"

"Yes I will"

"No you won't"

 

[Butthole59]

Allnatural:thx

 

[Allnatural]

Correction-

"Beer Baron, I know you're out there and i'm going to find you"

"No you won't"

"Yes I will"

"No you won't"

"Beer Baron, I know you're out there and i'm going to find you"

"No you won't"

"Yes I will"

"Doh!"

 

[DuDe]

Mmmmm.... Chocolate...

 

[Josep]

"I know i haven't been that faithful in the past, but if your out there, Help Superman!" -home of course

 

[Josep]

"Just got done milking the cow."

"Homer, we don't own any cows."

 

[Allnatural]

"Kids are great. You can teach them to hate the things you hate, and they practically raise themselves what with the internet." -Homer

 

[Trotterwatch]

Not strictly a line, but this song from Homer creases me up whenever I hear it (I also love his dance, when he does the la la la la la bit):

I like pizza, I like bagels,
I like hot dogs with mustard and beer
I'll eat eggplant,
I could even eat a baby deer
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
Who's that baby deer on the lawn there?

 

[mesman00]

Homer:"Yah, those guys just plain sucked. I mean, i've seen some sucky sucks before, but they sucked.
Marge: "Homer!"
Homer: "I gotta go, my damn weiner kids are listening."

Marge: "Homer, i don't think women will like the idea of being shot in the face"
Homer: "Women will like what i tell them to like"

 

[rob in london]

(in moes)
homer: "moe, i got this friend.."
moe: "whats his name?"
homer: "er... joey - joe - joe junior jirabidu"
moe: "homer thats the stupidest name i've ever heard"
(some guy runs out crying)
barney: " hey joey joe joe come back!"

(ned flanders trying to get past stacks of rubbish in the simpsons garden to get to their door)
ned: (to himself)"carefull neddy"
(homer dumps a load of rubbish on him from the upstairs window)
homer: "sorry ned!"
homer: (to bart) "got him"