Malcolm
Not a Moderator
The President of the United States, George W. Bush,
has asked that all Americans and Canadians unite
together in a common cause to root out terrorists
hiding in our community.
Since the Taliban cannot stand nudity and consider it
a sin to see a naked woman that is not one's wife, on
Saturday afternoon at 2:00 p.m. EST, all North
American women are asked to walk out of their house
completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood
terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for
this anti-terrorist effort. All men should position
themselves in lawn chairs in front of your house to
prove that you think it's OK to see other women nude.
(Since they do not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack
at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban
sentiment.)
Names and addresses of non-participants should be sent
to CIA Headquarters, Langley, Virginia. The United
States of America appreciates your efforts to root
out terrorists and applauds your efforts.
Please, by all means, send this to your fellow
Patriots to ensure 100% participation.
has asked that all Americans and Canadians unite
together in a common cause to root out terrorists
hiding in our community.
Since the Taliban cannot stand nudity and consider it
a sin to see a naked woman that is not one's wife, on
Saturday afternoon at 2:00 p.m. EST, all North
American women are asked to walk out of their house
completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood
terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for
this anti-terrorist effort. All men should position
themselves in lawn chairs in front of your house to
prove that you think it's OK to see other women nude.
(Since they do not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack
at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban
sentiment.)
Names and addresses of non-participants should be sent
to CIA Headquarters, Langley, Virginia. The United
States of America appreciates your efforts to root
out terrorists and applauds your efforts.
Please, by all means, send this to your fellow
Patriots to ensure 100% participation.
