hehe.... u gotta hear this freaky story, about one of my m8s, he told me yesterday, i was nearly cryin in laughter, one of the funniest stories ive heard:
His moms m8s daughter liked him, neway she went 2 his house n let herself in n sat on the sofa. He was in da shower, and came down 4 some boxers naked, cuz he thought he was alone lol. He sed who the fuck am u she xplained. He got his boxers, and then she sed nice ass.
The next day, she came round his again, knockled on the door and he let her in, he was watchin austin powers and he said you can cum n watch it 2 if u want, she sed she had seen it, but watched it agen anyway. They got chattin n that, she sed can i use ur toilet n he said, ok as long as u dont do a shit. Anyway she went 2 the toilet, n come back NAKED, Then she started kissin' him n stuf, then she went to reach for his D**k, so he pulled her off, and chucked her outside wiv no clothes on lol, neway he then gave her her clothes back cuz he felt sorry 4 her n she slapped him LOL