PSP is teh 1337!!!1!!11!!

[sheik124]

this is more of an AIM Quote, and its long, but its still funny to read, also, i replaced the guy's name with *** as to protect his stupidity
also, i do know that what i said is completely nintendo fanboi stuff, and i didn't even mean half of it as i plan on getting a PSP once its availible stateside, i just felt like messing with his head

*** (10:06:42 PM): u know the psp
Mr Sheik 124 (10:06:49 PM): what about it?
*** (10:07:01 PM): dam im getin it for sure
Mr Sheik 124 (10:07:07 PM): dumbass.........
Mr Sheik 124 (10:07:10 PM): ds is so much better
*** (10:07:12 PM): its so awsome
Mr Sheik 124 (10:07:17 PM): dude, you're a fucking retard
*** (10:07:17 PM): hell
*** (10:07:19 PM): no
*** (10:07:42 PM): it has dynasty warriors
Mr Sheik 124 (10:07:53 PM): my god you are one stupid crap
*** (10:07:56 PM): evreything
Mr Sheik 124 (10:07:58 PM): the thing has MOVING PARTS. its a fucking handheld. you remember how the first PS2's all had DVD drives that broke? PSP will be worse
Mr Sheik 124 (10:08:03 PM): because the drive is much smaller
Mr Sheik 124 (10:08:10 PM): and the battery life will suck monkey penis
Mr Sheik 124 (10:08:31 PM): PSP is good for like playing in a house with other people, DS is truly portable
*** (10:08:32 PM): wat the hell do u mean
Mr Sheik 124 (10:08:45 PM): dude, FYI, PSP uses CDs
Mr Sheik 124 (10:08:50 PM): so it has to spin a motor for the discs
Mr Sheik 124 (10:08:54 PM): which will kill battery life
*** (10:08:56 PM): no disks
Mr Sheik 124 (10:09:06 PM): my god you obviously know jack shit about the PSP
*** (10:09:11 PM): its disks
*** (10:09:25 PM): i jus read about it
Mr Sheik 124 (10:09:26 PM): POINT BEING IT HAS TO MOVE A DRIVE
Mr Sheik 124 (10:09:35 PM): they are not discs or cds you fuckwad, its called a UMD
Mr Sheik 124 (10:09:45 PM): i have known about the PSP since march, don't tell me what i know and don't know
*** (10:09:46 PM): how much is the battery lif
Mr Sheik 124 (10:09:52 PM): 2 hours, 3 tops
Mr Sheik 124 (10:10:15 PM): i get 10 hours on my DS
*** (10:10:44 PM): when i saw it
*** (10:10:56 PM): i was lik thats it im gein it
*** (10:11:00 PM): but
*** (10:11:11 PM): its a waste of money
Mr Sheik 124 (10:11:25 PM): dude, you are a waste of oxygen and body fat
Mr Sheik 124 (10:11:39 PM): PSP has moving parts, and a smaller battery
Mr Sheik 124 (10:11:42 PM): if u seriously think that is how Gran Turismo PSP is going to look, you are retarded
Mr Sheik 124 (10:11:53 PM): those screenshots were probably taken with like max filtering, game was probably running at 1 FPS, was probably a render
*** (10:11:55 PM): wat the hell is moving parts
Mr Sheik 124 (10:12:10 PM): my god, you are the biggest dumbass ever
Mr Sheik 124 (10:12:14 PM): THINGS INSIDE IT MOVE
Mr Sheik 124 (10:12:18 PM): how the fuck do you think CDs work
*** (10:12:21 PM): who the hell said anything about that
Mr Sheik 124 (10:12:22 PM): THEY SPIN
Mr Sheik 124 (10:12:25 PM): oh my god
Mr Sheik 124 (10:12:30 PM): you truly are retarded
*** (10:12:38 PM): dumass
*** (10:12:55 PM): u dont mak sense
Mr Sheik 124 (10:13:00 PM): whoa whoa, i'm a dumbass?
*** (10:13:06 PM): i might get it
Mr Sheik 124 (10:13:10 PM): when there is a MOTOR spinning a DISC, it uses ELECTRICITY
*** (10:13:22 PM): of coarse
Mr Sheik 124 (10:13:34 PM): and if the disc is going to spin alot (it has to in GT because it has big levels) they will have to cut down graphics usage to conserve power
*** (10:13:43 PM): i want to knoe somtin
Mr Sheik 124 (10:13:57 PM): well, that'll take a while
Mr Sheik 124 (10:14:06 PM): there's alot of something for you to know
*** (10:14:07 PM): wat does it take
*** (10:14:15 PM): cds or disks
Mr Sheik 124 (10:14:24 PM): what the fuck
*** (10:14:26 PM): lik that
Mr Sheik 124 (10:14:36 PM): whats a disk supposed to be?
Mr Sheik 124 (10:14:39 PM): a floppy disk?
*** (10:14:42 PM): ya
Mr Sheik 124 (10:14:44 PM): yes ***, it takes floppy disks
*** (10:14:47 PM): lik that
Mr Sheik 124 (10:14:48 PM): you dumb shit
Mr Sheik 124 (10:14:54 PM): it takes UMDs, its a CD
*** (10:14:57 PM): liiiiik that
Mr Sheik 124 (10:15:07 PM): a disc, its round, and shiny, and its made of plastic
*** (10:15:10 PM): monkey, i jus saw
Mr Sheik 124 (10:15:18 PM): don't monkey me you dumbass
Mr Sheik 124 (10:15:26 PM): where did you "jus saw" a psp
*** (10:15:27 PM): goddamn
Mr Sheik 124 (10:15:31 PM): its not even in japan yet
*** (10:15:38 PM): in a week
Mr Sheik 124 (10:15:55 PM): EXACTLY, HOW THE FUCK DID YOU SEE IT A WEEK BEFORE IT CAME OUT!!!?!?!
*** (10:16:08 PM): how did u
*** (10:16:14 PM): ?
*** (10:16:17 PM): ?
Mr Sheik 124 (10:16:17 PM): internet
*** (10:16:24 PM): ya
*** (10:16:36 PM): thats where i jus saw it
*** (10:16:45 PM): and i played a demo
Mr Sheik 124 (10:16:51 PM): you played a psp game demo
Mr Sheik 124 (10:16:54 PM): on a computer
*** (10:17:03 PM): ya it said
Mr Sheik 124 (10:17:08 PM): let me go get you a squirrel or something, maybe it'll be able to understand you
*** (10:17:09 PM): i downloaded
Mr Sheik 124 (10:17:20 PM): you played psp on a computer?
*** (10:17:42 PM): wat do u call
Mr Sheik 124 (10:17:54 PM): read this ok? http://hardware.gamespot.com/Story-ST-11721-1274-x-x-x&tag=gs_psp_topslot_click
Mr Sheik 124 (10:18:04 PM): that is the PSP, how it will work, how it looks
Mr Sheik 124 (10:18:05 PM): what it costs
*** (10:18:07 PM): emulater
Mr Sheik 124 (10:18:19 PM): ok, you obviously have the knowledge of a doorknob
Mr Sheik 124 (10:18:32 PM): do you want 1 million or 10 for emulating psp on a computer?
Mr Sheik 124 (10:18:39 PM): you are the biggest gullable shit i have ever seen
*** (10:18:42 PM): aaaa
*** (10:18:44 PM): aaaaaaaa
Mr Sheik 124 (10:18:49 PM): say what?
*** (10:19:19 PM): i went to the place
Mr Sheik 124 (10:19:35 PM): oh yes, the place truly is awesome
Mr Sheik 124 (10:19:50 PM): why am i risking retardation by talking to you???
Mr Sheik 124 (10:19:53 PM): you see a link that says "OMG TEH 1337 ROXX)R!!!!11 emulate teh PSP on JOO PC!!" and you believe it
Mr Sheik 124 (10:20:03 PM): i'm pretty sure you got one of those "free ipods" too
*** (10:20:38 PM): wait u got it all wrong
*** (10:20:58 PM): u know wat i wasgoin to say
Mr Sheik 124 (10:21:08 PM): no frankly i don't
*** (10:21:08 PM): i saw a video
*** (10:21:11 PM): of
*** (10:21:18 PM): it being plated
Mr Sheik 124 (10:21:28 PM): that ain't what you said
Mr Sheik 124 (10:21:33 PM): *** (10:18:07 PM): emulater
*** (10:22:06 PM): thats wat i saw
*** (10:22:21 PM): isnt it
*** (10:22:26 PM): ya
Mr Sheik 124 (10:22:28 PM): no dipshit its not
Mr Sheik 124 (10:22:36 PM): http://hardware.gamespot.com/Story-ST-11721-1274-x-x-x&tag=gs_psp_topslot_click
Mr Sheik 124 (10:22:36 PM): http://hardware.gamespot.com/Story-ST-11721-1274-x-x-x&tag=gs_psp_topslot_click
Mr Sheik 124 (10:22:37 PM): http://hardware.gamespot.com/Story-ST-11721-1274-x-x-x&tag=gs_psp_topslot_click
Mr Sheik 124 (10:22:37 PM): http://hardware.gamespot.com/Story-ST-11721-1274-x-x-x&tag=gs_psp_topslot_click
Mr Sheik 124 (10:22:38 PM): http://hardware.gamespot.com/Story-ST-11721-1274-x-x-x&tag=gs_psp_topslot_click
*** (10:23:40 PM): dont u see it looks like a disk
Mr Sheik 124 (10:23:55 PM):
Mr Sheik 124 (10:24:04 PM): what the fuck is a disk!!
Mr Sheik 124 (10:24:09 PM): a cartridge??
*** (10:24:18 PM): no
*** (10:24:30 PM): did u see ****
*** (10:24:37 PM): sony disk player
*** (10:24:47 PM): it looks a little
*** (10:24:50 PM): lik it
Mr Sheik 124 (10:24:52 PM): THOSE ARE CALLED MINIDISC'S YOU DUMBASS!!!!!
Mr Sheik 124 (10:25:00 PM): just because something looks like it doesn't make it......it
Mr Sheik 124 (10:25:24 PM): thats like saying "hmmm, dvds look like cds, so they must be the same thing, even though they have 7 times the storage capacity"
*** (10:25:28 PM): i jus said disk
Mr Sheik 124 (10:25:36 PM): a disk and a disc are different things
*** (10:25:47 PM): yep yep yep
Mr Sheik 124 (10:25:50 PM): disc = plastic round thing
disk = floppy, hard disk, etc
Mr Sheik 124 (10:26:37 PM): the PSP DISCS are called Universal Media Discs, they are discs inside of a plastic casing, kind of like minidiscs, but they are extremely different on the inside
*** (10:26:40 PM): there made out of the sam shit
Mr Sheik 124 (10:26:55 PM): thats like saying a DVD and a CD are the same because they are made out of the same shit
Mr Sheik 124 (10:27:15 PM): you and a pile of crap are made of the same organic shit, therefore, you must be a pile of shit
*** (10:27:37 PM): u did not say floppywas made out of plastic
Mr Sheik 124 (10:28:06 PM): I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT FLOPPY DISKS!!!
*** (10:28:16 PM): allah yakrif
Mr Sheik 124 (10:28:31 PM): my god, you are so fukcing gay
*** (10:28:32 PM): ok jus forget it
Mr Sheik 124 (10:28:36 PM): thas all you know how to say
*** (10:28:42 PM): gooooooooooooood dam
Mr Sheik 124 (10:28:57 PM): there is a pic of a UMD in the top http://image.lik-sang.com/content/psp/psp-conference5.jpg
Mr Sheik 124 (10:29:02 PM): minidiscs are smaller, and are square
Mr Sheik 124 (10:29:05 PM): these are rounded
Mr Sheik 124 (10:29:32 PM): UMD SPECIFICATIONS

DESIGN See-through shutter-free case
SIZE Approximately 65 x 4.2 x 64mm (width x height x depth)
MASS Approximately 10g
DISC DIAMETER 60mm è
MAXIMUM STORAGE CAPACITY Single-sided, dual-layer 1.8GB
LASER 660nm (red)
ENCRYPTION 128bit AES
*** (10:29:49 PM): wat the hell r u riin
Mr Sheik 124 (10:30:20 PM): if i knew what the fuck riin meant i'd tell you
*** (10:30:33 PM): writin
*** (10:30:35 PM): ok
*** (10:30:47 PM): my kid of riin
Mr Sheik 124 (10:30:50 PM): look, until you learn the difference between a CD and a DVD, learn how to type, and learn how to speak english, don't risk my sanity by talking to me
Mr Sheik 124 (10:30:55 PM): oh, riin has kids too?
*** (10:31:30 PM): u r riin evry sigle letter
Mr Sheik 124 (10:32:02 PM): because when i talk, i don't say "last night i was riin evry sigle assment" i say "last night i was writing every single assignment"
*** (10:32:05 PM): look through the whole conversation
*** (10:32:26 PM): it was shorter
Mr Sheik 124 (10:32:29 PM): i type things the way i expect people of your IQ level (the level below mine) to read it
*** (10:32:31 PM): rit
*** (10:32:36 PM): lol
Mr Sheik 124 (10:32:46 PM): what the fuck is rit? that stuff u use on clothes?
Mr Sheik 124 (10:32:50 PM): say write, not rit
*** (10:33:04 PM): lol
Mr Sheik 124 (10:33:08 PM): if you want to go be 1337 OMG OMG!!!!11 with your writing, fine, but don't poison my mind with it
*** (10:33:39 PM): snoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop
Mr Sheik 124 (10:33:40 PM): hmmm, that block button looks real nice right about now
Mr Sheik 124 (10:33:48 PM): i wonder what happens if i click it

 

[-Shadow-]

Lol! Iwonder how 8-Year old people like him can even turn on the PC and get into AIM lain:

 

[Walter]

psp is the best u fucking a iditot

 

[sheik124]

Lol! Iwonder how 8-Year old people like him can even turn on the PC and get into AIM lain:

the sad part about it is he is 14

psp is the best u fucking a iditot

before i read your post, i thought *** was the dumbest person i ever encountered, but it looks like you now take the title

 

[-Shadow-]

Maybe Walter is actually that mysterious mister "***"!

 

[zAlbee]

hahahaha... "emulater". that's the best part. most of it is just you flaming him from the very beginning though.... :/ that's just mean. it's like beating up a fat kid who can't fight back

for the record, i also believe there is no actual semantic difference between the "disk" and "disc" spellings =P.

 

[Clements]

Disk or Disc?

The divergence in spelling is due in part to the way in which the words originated. Disk came into the English language in the mid-17th century, and was modelled on words such as whisk; disc arose some time later, and was based on the original Latin root discus. In the 19th century, disc became the conventional spelling for audio recordings made on a flat plate, such as the gramophone record; this usage gave rise to the modern term disc jockey. Early BBC technicians differentiated between disks (in-house transcription records) and discs (the colloquial term for commercial gramophone records, or what the BBC dubbed CGRs).

By the 20th century, the c-spelling was more popular in British English, while the k-spelling was preferred in American English. In the 1940s, when the American company IBM pioneered the first hard disk storage devices, the k-spelling was used. In 1979 the European company Philips, along with Sony, developed the compact disc medium; here, the c-spelling was chosen, possibly because of the predominating British spelling, or because the compact disc was seen as a successor to the analogue disc record.

Whatever their heritage, in computer jargon today it is common for the k-spelling to refer mainly to magnetic storage devices, while the c-spelling is customary for optical media such as the compact disc and similar technologies. Even in the computing field, however, the terms are used inconsistently; software documentation often uses the k-spelling exclusively.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disc

 

[sheik124]

hahahaha... "emulater". that's the best part. most of it is just you flaming him from the very beginning though.... :/ that's just mean. it's like beating up a fat kid who can't fight back

for the record, i also believe there is no actual semantic difference between the "disk" and "disc" spellings =P.

meh, like i said, i personally know the kid and he is REALLY gullable and extremly easy to fool/confuse, so i thought, there's nothing better to do right now, might as well go for it

and Clements, i used disk for the magnetic mediums and disc for the optical mediums in my AIM flamefest

 

[-Shadow-]

hahahaha... "emulater". that's the best part. most of it is just you flaming him from the very beginning though.... :/ that's just mean. it's like beating up a fat kid who can't fight back

for the record, i also believe there is no actual semantic difference between the "disk" and "disc" spellings =P.

IMO, a normal 14 year old boy can already defend himself with words pretty well, he wouldn't be that helpless if he would've taken education more serious.

 

[sheik124]

he wouldn't be that helpless if he would've taken education more serious.

don't get me started on the rest of his class :whistling

 

[smcd]

On the subject of PSPs - has anyone else read about all the defective unit trouble that's cropping up? Seems they didn't learn much from all the PS2 trouble about proper QA and whatnot.

 

[sheik124]

On the subject of PSPs - has anyone else read about all the defective unit trouble that's cropping up? Seems they didn't learn much from all the PS2 trouble about proper QA and whatnot.

well, this adds to their track record. its amazing why only SCEI's products suffer from horrible QA, and not things like Sony's Cybershot camera's and their HandyCams