Is it a bird... is it a plane... nope, its... oh wait, it is a bird...
(The controller everyone wants and needs - courtesy of cheap importing via lik-sang!)
(oh, and thats a gainward geforce 4 ti4200 128mb ddr `golden sample` w/tv in-out... especially made for overclocking to run as fast as a 4400. Lovely colour choice too.)
And the thing atop the monitor for the stupider is a covered-up webcam. Nasty dust...