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Olger901

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My idea was to start am Anti MS part in the forum wouldnt that be a great idea. BTW here is my opinion about MS.

Is Windows a virus?
No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do:

They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that.
Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so - okay, Windows does that.
Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk - okay, Windows does that too.
Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. Sigh... Windows does that, too.
Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2.) and the user will buy new hardware. Yup, that's with Windows, too.
Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences:
Viruses are well supported by their authors, are running on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature.
So Windows is not a virus. It's a bug.
 
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New Windows 98 Error Messages

Error1. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue

Error2. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.

Error3. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.

Error4. Press any key except..... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!

Error5. Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.

Error6. Close your eyes and press escape three times.

Error7. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

Error8. This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?

Error9. Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive now?(Y/Y)"

Error10. This is a message from God Gates: "Rebooting the world.Please log>off."

Error11. To "shut down" your system, type "WIN".

Error12. BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.

Error13. COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup in cup holder and press any key.

Error14. CONGRESS.SYS corrupted... Re-boot Washington D.C.?(Y/Y).

Error15. File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

Error16. Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)

Error17. Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF:Incompetent User.

Error18. Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)

Error19. WinErr 16547:LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL & PAPER.SYS)

Error20. User Error: Replace user.

Error21. Windows VirusScan 1.0-"Windows found: Remove it?(Y/N)


Windows The Biggest Error EVER!
 
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