Malcolm
Not a Moderator
{the green text is me, orange is Emacs}
I am the psychotherapist. Please, describe your problems. Each time
you are finished talking, type RET twice.
i want to kill you
Why do you say you might want to kill me?
because you suck
Can you elaborate on that?
not really
What makes you believe not really?
because i cannot elaborate on it further, to my knowladge
Is it because you cannot elaborate on it further to your knowladge
that you came to me?
indeed
I would appreciate it if you would continue.
to what end?
Earlier you said you would like to kill me?
this is true
Maybe your plans have something to do with this.
indeed, my plans are to kill you...
This is not a healthy way of thinking.
are you sure
Is it because of your life that you say are me sure?
i dont understand that statement Mr. Doctor
Does it bother you that statement mr doctor?
no, the statement doesn't bother me
You mentioned that you cannot elaborate on it further to your
knowladge?
i did, whats your point?
Is it because of the people you hang around with that you are going
through all this?
no, just talking to you, and using Emacs does this to me
Emacs? Hah! Perhaps you could continue.
I don't want to
to what ?
How does it feel to want?
you'll never know, your a piece of computer software
You have your mind on computers, it seems.
indeed
Go on, don't be afraid.
umm... are you coming on to me?
Are you sure that umm are me coming on to you?
nope... im scared now...
Do you really think you are afraid of something?
yes, you!
What makes you think you would like to kill me?
AHH!!!!!
I hope someone find this at least midly amusing.
I am the psychotherapist. Please, describe your problems. Each time
you are finished talking, type RET twice.
i want to kill you
Why do you say you might want to kill me?
because you suck
Can you elaborate on that?
not really
What makes you believe not really?
because i cannot elaborate on it further, to my knowladge
Is it because you cannot elaborate on it further to your knowladge
that you came to me?
indeed
I would appreciate it if you would continue.
to what end?
Earlier you said you would like to kill me?
this is true
Maybe your plans have something to do with this.
indeed, my plans are to kill you...
This is not a healthy way of thinking.
are you sure
Is it because of your life that you say are me sure?
i dont understand that statement Mr. Doctor
Does it bother you that statement mr doctor?
no, the statement doesn't bother me
You mentioned that you cannot elaborate on it further to your
knowladge?
i did, whats your point?
Is it because of the people you hang around with that you are going
through all this?
no, just talking to you, and using Emacs does this to me
Emacs? Hah! Perhaps you could continue.
I don't want to
to what ?
How does it feel to want?
you'll never know, your a piece of computer software
You have your mind on computers, it seems.
indeed
Go on, don't be afraid.
umm... are you coming on to me?
Are you sure that umm are me coming on to you?
nope... im scared now...
Do you really think you are afraid of something?
yes, you!
What makes you think you would like to kill me?
AHH!!!!!
I hope someone find this at least midly amusing.
