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[21:47:34] <Aprentice> a chick wants to take me to a comedy club, yikes, ive never been to one before
[21:59:18] <lrdcheeze> is she hot?
[22:03:03] <Aprentice> lrdcheeze: hell yeah, shes hotter than both my ex's combined
[22:03:22] <lrdcheeze> so...she has 4 breasts!!
[22:03:36] <DuDe|ZzZ> Or two clitorises
[22:03:53] <Aprentice> i dont know if shes looking for friendship or more though, but if i gets me out the house away from you guys
[22:03:56] <Aprentice> im all for it
[22:04:14] <lrdcheeze> just bring some sleeping pills
[22:04:24] <lrdcheeze> its the sure fire way of getting some on the first date
[22:04:44] <lrdcheeze> oowwwwwww right, giggidy giggidy giggidy
[22:04:55] <Aprentice> im probably gonna need caffiene pills :p
[22:05:13] <DuDe|ZzZ> <lrdcheeze> just bring some sleeping pills => first date rape for the win
[22:05:22] <lrdcheeze> :)
[22:05:33] <DuDe|ZzZ> If she can't say no it's fair play :D
[22:05:49] <lrdcheeze> yeah, if she doesnt disagree, who are you to argue?
[22:07:18] <Aprentice> lrdcheeze is a criminal :p
[22:07:32] <DuDe|ZzZ> No, just Irish
[22:07:59] <lrdcheeze> :D
[22:07:59] <Aprentice> same difference
[22:08:00] <Aprentice> :p
[22:08:08] <lrdcheeze> yeh i think that was the joke :p
[22:08:11] <lrdcheeze> "joke"
[22:08:22] <Aprentice> joke?
[22:08:26] <Aprentice> whos joking? :p
[22:08:26] <lrdcheeze> as in its mostly true ;)
[22:08:34] <Aprentice> :p
[22:09:45] <Aprentice> this girl thinks im a comedian or something :p
[22:10:02] <DuDe|ZzZ> Wow ren, with your lack of sense of humor I don't know how she can think that :\
[22:10:05] <lrdcheeze> Aprentice: oh, has she only seen your face so far?
[22:10:18] <DuDe|ZzZ> Nice one lrd
[22:10:26] <Aprentice> lol
[22:11:02] <DuDe|ZzZ> Don't forget to give her the shocker
[22:11:23] <Aprentice> whats the shocker?
[22:11:38] <DuDe|ZzZ> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=the+shocker
[22:14:00] <lrdcheeze> or failing that, the pink sock
[22:14:37] <DuDe|ZzZ> Oh fuck lrdcheese
[22:14:41] <DuDe|ZzZ> That's fucking horrible
[22:15:14] <lrdcheeze> lol
[22:15:26] <lrdcheeze> what did you do, google it? :p
[22:15:42] <DuDe|ZzZ> Urban Dictionary
[22:15:57] <DuDe|ZzZ> Fuck, the stuff that can probably come up in a Google Image Search :(
[22:16:08] <lrdcheeze> yeah, thats what i thought you did!
[22:16:13] <Aprentice> what is wrong with this girl, ive told her like 10 times already in the past i dont go to school anymore and she keeps forgetting it :p
[22:16:22] <lrdcheeze> theres a cartoon version of it, thats what someone sent me
[22:16:30] <lrdcheeze> i think it even has its own domain name :p
[22:16:43] <DuDe|ZzZ> <lrdcheeze> yeah, thats what i thought you did! => I'm not crazy enough to search for random terms on GIS :D
[22:16:48] <lrdcheeze> :)
[22:17:06] <DuDe|ZzZ> I once searched for a picture of Juggernaut and tubgirl came up :\
[22:17:37] <DuDe|ZzZ> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=turtle => wahaha
[22:17:37] <lrdcheeze> rofl
[22:17:52] <lrdcheeze> lol
[22:18:08] <lrdcheeze> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dirty+sanchez
[22:18:33] <DuDe|ZzZ> Old
[22:19:16] <Chris_W> whos old :/