hard work IS NOT the way to go

[Allnatural]

Give me bullshit any day :teehee:


Somebody finally got it RIGHT!! The REAL NEW MATH.
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint, it goes like this:

What makes 100%? What does it mean to give more than a 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they give more than a 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give
more than 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

Well, here's a little mathematical formula that might help you
answer
these questions:

If the letters of the alphabet
A B C D E F G H I J K L M ! N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
were represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26,
Then:

H - A - R - D - W - O - R - K
would be
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K - N - O - W - L - E - D - G - E
11+14+15+23+12++5+4+7+5 = 96%

but,

A - T - T- I - T - U - D - E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

However.

B - U - L - L - S - H - I - T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

and, look how far ass kissing will take you:

A - S - S - - K - I - S - S - I - N - G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127%

So, one can then conclude, with mathematical certainty that:

While hard work and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will
get you there, it's Bullshit & Ass Kissing that will put you over the top!

 

[Xade]

Some, not ME of course, may say that you have too much spare time on your hands judging on this evidence... :huh:

But yeah, bullshit and ass-kissing all the way! Especially at work. Although... not... literally... of course.

 

[deesse]

not so bad

 

[pj64er]

so old that I dont even remember where I heard it from

 

[deesse]

yah maybe

 

[Talas]

Funny, I liked it.