Glue + Butt = News

[Alchemist]

Man glued to toilet seat

Apparently the most efficient way to get yourself into the news this year is to have some private place glued.

Also, stress = diabetes.

 

[tye stik]

Lol, thats America for you... get sued off your shitnoggin cause of some trumped up crap. But hey, cheap cigarrets and booze.

 

[Toasty]

Seems like gluing people to things is the new in thing to do...

 

[tye stik]

yes, well us Black Mages are too smart for such idiocy

 

[Toasty]

We are...? Oops... :whistling :happy:

 

[Jaz]

EmuTalk - now proudly sponsored by Some Random Super Glue Company

 

[GCFreak]

Lol...

 

[blueshogun96]

heh

 

[WhiteX]

Random Super Glue Company, my ass!
Dupe!

 

[smegforbrain]

They're saying now that this guy has made a similar allegation in the past.

But that raises the question: to intentionally glue your own ass to the seat? That's some sort of invitation for therapy...

 

[Alchemist]

People like this will be the downfall of America.

"I'm too lazy to actually work, so I'll just glue my hiney to this toilet seat and sue Home Depot."

#1 Why would there be glue on the seat?
#2 Why would there be enough glue on the seat for him to get stuck?
#3 Why when he felt that he had sat in that much glue did he not stand up, instead of getting stuck.

He's gotta have a pretty numb-butt to not feel a toilet seat covered in glue.

 

[smcd]

Unless it was super glue or the like, which doesn't lend well to quick jerking motions when it's on skin after it sets up (which is rather instantaneous)

 

[WhiteX]

The guy thought, "Well, there´s some glue on my seat, i´ll be rich!"

 

[Cönker1]

People like this will be the downfall of America.

"I'm too lazy to actually work, so I'll just glue my hiney to this toilet seat and sue Home Depot."

#1 Why would there be glue on the seat?
#2 Why would there be enough glue on the seat for him to get stuck?
#3 Why when he felt that he had sat in that much glue did he not stand up, instead of getting stuck.

He's gotta have a pretty numb-butt to not feel a toilet seat covered in glue.

If you actually read the story 3 teenagers were spotted doing random mischief.