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Mr. Super Clever
Please note that the HSBC Bank is installing new "Drive-through" cashpoint
machines, customers will be able to withdraw cash without leaving their
vehicles. To enable users to use this new facility the following procedures
have been drawn up. Please follow the procedure that applies to your own
circumstances (i.e. MALE or FEMALE) and remember them for when you use the
machine for the first time.
MALE PROCEDURE
1 Drive up to the cash machine
2 Insert card into machine and enter PIN
3 Enter amount of cash required and withdraw
4 Retrieve card, cash and receipt
5 Drive off
FEMALE PROCEDURE
1 Drive up to cash machine
2 Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine
3 Re-start the stalled engine
4 Wind down the window
5 Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
6 Turn the radio down
7 Attempt to insert card into machine
8 Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive
distance from the car
9 Insert card
10 Re-insert card the right way up
11 Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back
page
12 Enter PIN.
13 Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
14 Enter amount of cash required
15 Check make up in rear view mirror
16 Retrieve cash and receipt
17 Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside
18 Place receipt in back of cheque book
19 Re-check make-up again
20 Drive forwards 2 meters
21 Reverse back to cash machine
22 Retrieve card
23 Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot
provided
24 Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male drivers queuing
behind
25 Restart stalled engine and pull off
26 Drive for 2 to 3 miles
27 Release handbrake
machines, customers will be able to withdraw cash without leaving their
vehicles. To enable users to use this new facility the following procedures
have been drawn up. Please follow the procedure that applies to your own
circumstances (i.e. MALE or FEMALE) and remember them for when you use the
machine for the first time.
MALE PROCEDURE
1 Drive up to the cash machine
2 Insert card into machine and enter PIN
3 Enter amount of cash required and withdraw
4 Retrieve card, cash and receipt
5 Drive off
FEMALE PROCEDURE
1 Drive up to cash machine
2 Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine
3 Re-start the stalled engine
4 Wind down the window
5 Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
6 Turn the radio down
7 Attempt to insert card into machine
8 Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive
distance from the car
9 Insert card
10 Re-insert card the right way up
11 Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back
page
12 Enter PIN.
13 Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
14 Enter amount of cash required
15 Check make up in rear view mirror
16 Retrieve cash and receipt
17 Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside
18 Place receipt in back of cheque book
19 Re-check make-up again
20 Drive forwards 2 meters
21 Reverse back to cash machine
22 Retrieve card
23 Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot
provided
24 Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male drivers queuing
behind
25 Restart stalled engine and pull off
26 Drive for 2 to 3 miles
27 Release handbrake
