Bologna does not remove paint from your car

[Allnatural]

And I have empirical proof. Someone put bologna on my vehicles last night. Nothing. Just wasted bologna, which is good because bologna sucks.

Throw that one in the urban legend pile. I had heard about this years ago; never made much sense anyway.


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[markcole]

Aha!!

And I have empirical proof. Someone put bologna on my vehicles last night. Nothing. Just wasted bologna, which is good because bologna sucks.

Throw that one in the urban legend pile. I had heard about this years ago; never made much sense anyway.


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And so ends the mystery of the solitary slice of lunch-meat in the parking lot,
and I thought I'd only subliminally registered its existence.
What a waste of perfectly good "meat".

 

[Allnatural]

And so ends the mystery of the solitary slice of lunch-meat in the parking lot,
and I thought I'd only subliminally registered its existence.
What a waste of perfectly good "meat".

I had assumed the local fauna would have disposed of it prior to your arrival. Proof the animals are smarter than us.

 

[aprentice]

And I have empirical proof. Someone put bologna on my vehicles last night. Nothing. Just wasted bologna, which is good because bologna sucks.

Throw that one in the urban legend pile. I had heard about this years ago; never made much sense anyway.


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whats bologna doing on your car?

 

[AlphaWolf]

whats bologna doing on your car?

I think that question is best left un-asked.

 

[Remote]

And bologna is what, ham?

 

[Hexidecimal]

its the stuff left from a pig that doesnt make it into the hot dog, it is by definition meat of the lowest common denominator.

 

[aprentice]

its the stuff left from a pig that doesnt make it into the hot dog, it is by definition meat of the lowest common denominator.

Yes, but you gotta admit, it tastes good

 

[KingTom]

man, the shnauze and all that stuff is the hot dog
blech for bologna

 

[Eagle]

Well it may be true that it doesnt damage the paint... but what about beef bologna? *eerie music plays dum dum dum*

 

[Hexidecimal]

Yes, but you gotta admit, it tastes good

No, no it does not.

 

[markcole]

And bologna is what, ham?

Mostly pig snouts and anuses.

Plural of anus should be ani.

 

[Talas]

Mostly pig snouts and anuses.

Plural of anus should be ani.

:term: No hombre, the plural would be anusi. Learn latin. :whistling Just kiddin. :santa: