The stingrays are out for war

[Allnatural]

Steve Irwin was just the beginning...

81-year-old man boating on Intracoastal stabbed in chest by stingray: South Florida Sun-Sentinel

 

[WhiteX]

...leaped onto his boat...

BANZAAAAAAIIIII!!!!

 

[Toasty]

An 81-year-old man is undergoing surgery this afternoon after he was stabbed in the chest by a stingray that leaped onto his boat while he was sailing on the Intracoastal Waterway, according to Lighthouse Point police.

I have to learn to stop skimming. At first glance I thought this said "was" instead of "is" and "when" instead of "after". I thought, "What in the heck was he doing having surgery on a boat?" I just pictured this guy having surgery on a boat for no apparent reason, and then a stingray jumping up and stinging him during the procedure. Anyway, yeah...

 

[ScottJC]

Stingrays aren't that dangerous.. Oh look now heres one coming.. wait no stop stingray arrrghhh!!!

 

[A.I.]

For years Fisherman have been cutting Stingray's tails off long before Steve Urwin died. Stingrays eat large quantities of fish which piss off fisherman.

Of course 'culling' stingrays is highly illegal as is downloading ROMs except you don't get stun in the heart from a ROM...

 

[Jaz]

I just pictured this guy having surgery on a boat for no apparent reason, and then a stingray jumping up and stinging him during the procedure.

That made me LOL.