Write a three word story!

[A.I.]

I got this idea from another site. Basically as the title says, write a three word story. Please dont shoot me down in flames if this doesn't work. It's for everybody's enjoyment. And only three words please. Obviously this introduction is the exception to the rule. Oh, smiley's are allowed of course.
I will start it off...


I play nintendo j64:

 

[Doomulation]

She died horribly.
OOC: Now there's a fine story.

 

[thepreserver]

So it seemed...

How's that for suspense?

 

[Toasty]

Where's this going?

 

[Doomulation]

I don't know.

I don't. Really.

 

[t0rek]

It was mysterious...

 

[thepreserver]

To be continued....

 

[JKKDARK]

then Glam Metal...

 

[NES_player4LIFE]

far far away

 

[mudlord]

there's a prince

 

[A.I.]

On a quest

 

[PsyMan]

to stop spam

 

[A.I.]

but he couldn't

 

[mudlord]

because he was

 

[A.I.]

Shagging Princess Peach!

 

[revl8er]

in her castle

 

[mudlord]

on her bed.

 

[t0rek]

without any condoms...

 

[Doomulation]

She slapped him

 

[emwearz]

he liked it