I'll get right on it, sir! I should have one whipped up by next Friday and it will run at full speed with no glitches on any computer with a 233MHz processor or better.
Now that we're back to reality, I hope you're joking.
Nice, but I already coded an XBOX emulator roughly six months ago that runs full speed on a Pentium 200MHz (with MMX of course), 32Mb RAM and a 3Dfx Voodoo 1 card.
Sorry, it's a private build that I update rigorously.