Sean Avery calls Elisha Cuthbert "sloppy seconds"

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Wow it's been a long time since I was here. This reminded me of ET though.

The Stars' super-pest is being suspended for disparaging remarks he made this morning in reference to Flames defenceman Dion Phaneuf and Phaneuf's girlfriend, actress Elisha Cuthbert, who previously had a relationship with Avery.

"I am really happy to be back in Calgary, I love Canada," Avery said on camera this morning in Calgary. "I just want to comment on how it's become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds. I don't know what that's about. Enjoy the game tonight."

http://tsn.ca/story/?id=258182

For those that don't know, Sean Avery is the most annoying player in the NHL. He says the stupidest shit, pisses everyone off in-game, and gets away with it. This time, he got owned.