Post Your Favorite One-Liner

[jollyrancher]

POST YOUR FAVORITE ONE-LINER HERE
(from movies, writers, musicians, etc.)

My current favorite is:

"All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break 'em for no one, you understand?"

- Al Pacino, Scarface

 

[AlphaWolf]

I heard an actor on the joe schmoe show say this:

"When you take a human life, all you feel is recoil...boom!"

 

[flow``]

scarface line.. classic

i had a presenter come to my hs about a college and said

"the difference between a goal and a dream is this:
a goal is a dream with a plan of action
a dream is nothing more then a hearts desire"

 

[Eagle]

I have 2.

"Dont Steal, the government doesnt like competition."

"A penny saved is a government oversight."

 

[blizz]

"You've got the nicest teeth I'd ever like to come across."

 

[Tagrineth]

'Borrow money from a pessimist.

They don't expect it back.'

 

[Clements]

"I'll be back"

 

[jollyrancher]

And to keep it fresh, just minor rules....

1. No dissing anyone's one-liner, even if it's "resistance is futile." If you can top it then, "Yippe Ki Yae, Mother******" "Make my Day"
2. As above, no profanity...... "You talking to me????"

 

[2fast4u]

"you want the truth? you can't handle the truth!"

 

[Jaz]

"If you want to play blind-man, go walk with the shepard. But me, my eyes are wide-fuckin'-open.."

 

[Noupe]

"You talk the talk, do you walk the walk?"

 

[DuDe]

A "Snatch" line :
"I say the rabbit is fucked."
"Proper fucked?"

 

[Macca]

O-Ren Ishii: Silly Caucasian girl likes to play with Samurai swords.

 

[Macca]

The Bride: Wiggle your big toe.

 

[Macca]

Buck: Jane Doe huh? Oh, we don't know shit about you. Well I'm from Tennessee Texas... My name is Buck and I'm here to fuck.

 

[vampireuk]

"This is my BOOM stick!"

 

[blizz]

"you're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"

 

[gokuss4]

"You've got the nicest teeth I'd ever like to come across."

haha typical brit

j/k

"my favorite thing in gardening is to get down and dirty with my hoe"

 

[Lachp30]

From the simpsons - Homer forgets to pick up Bart

" Now we could sit here and argue about WHO forgot to pick up WHO until the cows come home, but we are both wrong and that'll be that"

 

[AlphaWolf]

This isn't exactly one line, but it cracks me up :happy: