DuDe
Emu64 Staff
A sailor on a big ship sits and spends his free time on fishing. After an hour or so, bang, he cathches something. So he checks his fishing rod, and sees that he caught a golden fish. Well, the fish goes : "Plz release me, I`ll fullfill your every wish". So, the sailor thinks for a while, and says : "Forget it, I want you to fullfill the first thing that the Captain will say in the morning", and he throws the fish back into the sea. Well, the morning comes, the capt`n comes out, he looks at the sea, and says : "FUCK ME, what a glorious morning".