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DuDe

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[20:55:48] <jes|> i have to buy boxers and do laundry today
[20:56:06] <jes|> take a shower, change then go wash
[20:56:31] <jes|> i set my central a/c on automatic and it stopped working in the middle of the night
[20:56:34] <jes|> :/
[20:57:05] <jes|> woke up showered, totally forgot then slept a little bit.. woke up yet again at like 1pm sweaty
[20:57:09] <dixon> you buy new underwear instead of washing the old stuff? :p
[20:57:16] <jes|> no
[20:57:25] <jes|> buying some so when i shower i'll have something to wear
[20:57:36] <dixon> i should do that.. you can't beat the feel of brand new underwear
[20:57:36] <jes|> i dont like to free ball in baggy pants
[20:57:52] <jes|> its chaffes
[20:57:57] <dixon> going commando -and- older women *thinks of the ice-tea ad*
[20:58:00] <|DuDe|> dude, free balling rocks
[20:58:03] <jes|> :S
[20:58:07] <dixon> nothing worse than chaffed balls
[20:58:19] <passive> free ballin sucks in the heat
[20:58:25] <passive> you gotta be in a cool dry climate
[20:58:25] <|DuDe|> except it sucks when you're running
[20:58:35] <jes|> yeah
[20:58:38] <|DuDe|> like, your balls are doing bungie all the time
[20:58:40] <|DuDe|> that sucks
[20:58:42] <dixon> or you're wearing jeans with a nasty zipper
[20:58:50] <jes|> exactly
[20:58:55] <jes|> all baggy pants
[20:58:57] <dixon> bloody balls.. can't beat that :p
[20:59:01] <|DuDe|> :\
[20:59:10] <jes|> levi's, sean jean or tommy.. :S
[20:59:13] <jes|> zippers are hurtful
[20:59:21] <jes|> when you freeball.
[20:59:26] <|DuDe|> actually, if your balls get caught in the zipper before your cock does, you have a problem :D
[20:59:37] <jes|> call 9-1-1
[20:59:47] <jes|> uzip and snag a ball right off
[21:00:09] <jes|> then pass out with the funny twitch
[21:00:11] <passive> whoever thought zippers were a wise thing to have down there... was an idiot
[21:00:16] <passive> I'd prefer button up
[21:00:19] <jes|> prolly shrinkage too
[21:00:49] <jes|> get hauled off in an ambulance and embarassed at the same time
[21:00:58] <passive> lol
 

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