A.I.
Banned
The other day I went to the Doctor to explain my ROM downloading addiction and he said I had OCD and prescribed me Zoloft! I suppose it's only the tip of an iceberg really because I'm addicted to my computer. I could spend all day just looking at the fish screensaver because I also love fish. I take great pleasure in optimizing Windows performance - and I mean great pleasure. I love checking how much memory in the hardrive I have left every 15 mins. I dont have much control or will power to turn off the computer so I try to crash it by left clicking 500 times. When it freezes it's a battle to stop pressing the reset button. OK so maybe it could be worse, I could be addicted to porn. Actually, I am addicted to porn. I think I have a problem. I must see the Doctor again to prescibe me some blue little pills...