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Doctor prescribed me Zoloft - cant stop downloading ROMS!

A.I.

A.I.

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The other day I went to the Doctor to explain my ROM downloading addiction and he said I had OCD and prescribed me Zoloft! I suppose it's only the tip of an iceberg really because I'm addicted to my computer. I could spend all day just looking at the fish screensaver because I also love fish. I take great pleasure in optimizing Windows performance - and I mean great pleasure. I love checking how much memory in the hardrive I have left every 15 mins. I dont have much control or will power to turn off the computer so I try to crash it by left clicking 500 times. When it freezes it's a battle to stop pressing the reset button. OK so maybe it could be worse, I could be addicted to porn. Actually, I am addicted to porn. I think I have a problem. I must see the Doctor again to prescibe me some blue little pills...
 
Ly Mathews

Ly Mathews

I don't like Castlevania
If you're serious, then you and your wife should see a doctor together. You know, you're a 36 years old married man that is addicted to porn! (Maybe porn is not a big problem, but your preferences in porn sounds a bit "unusual")
 
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m1t0s1s

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With zoloft, you may die with honor.

Zoloft-seppuku.jpg


Sharpe shell (an explorer replacement) has a neat little dock thingy where you can add little applets that show how much memory, cpu, and hard disk space you've got left.

Just remember the purpose you are downloading them for. I usually download games to try them out first before buying them. And if I didn't play the game on the emulator, I never would have bought it anyway. Besides, if I wanted every rom I'd just get the torrents and snag them all in a few days or get those 3 gig files from emule.
 
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Everything I said was a lie, im really a budhist monk and im just expelling bad karma. Only the grains of truth remain... :evil:
 
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m1t0s1s

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Curing ADD and depression

I've read this book called curing with cayenne, and it's brain formula is working great for my adhd:

1x rosemary (parts above ground)
3x gingko biloba
3x pepper
1x kola nut (optional)

you can also add or substitute other brain herbs like ginseng, gotu kola, etc....


And forget buying these herbs in capsule form, buy them in bulk and save a lot of money. Throw them in the blender or processor and mix with cola, or your favorite beverage. Milk can offset the pepper as well.
 
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