Look at this!

[Sukh]

I can speak so many languages:

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[Redah]

Pshhh...

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You don't even know Dutch. Laaaaaaaaame.

[Slougi]

Originally posted by Sukh
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ROFL get your german straight :P

[Remote]

Pfff, it seems like you have neglected your swedish...

[Sukh]

Okay, I lie, I used babelfish, but it is still pretty cool ja? :)

[Jaz]

Mae Sukh yn dwp.. ;)

That's Welsh for you. :D

[flow``]

this h're documnt be classified and be only to be seen by afforized personnel. unofferized seeing be strictly prohibited. y'hear?

^^ hick

[blizz]

thjis document so c7assifeid and si only to b3 veiwed by authrois3d LAMERnel!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~ UNAUTHROISED VEIWING IIS StRICTLy PORHIBITED lolool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~

^_^ ~hckr :D

[Macca]

shut the fuck up you stupid pric <-------thats Austrailan :D

[Redah]

Originally posted by Macca
shut the fuck up you stupid pric <-------thats Austrailan :D

You sure it's not 'prick' ? :D

[Renegade]

jeeje, i kann nur ein bisschen Deutsch kennensprechen

this was not using babelfish or any translator...

[Macca]

Originally posted by Redah


You sure it's not 'prick' ? :D

bugger.........i mean no, we are different down under :P

[Jaz]

*lol* Welsh rocks. ;)

[2fast4u]

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not really :D using babelfish for english-german translation is a pain in the arse. ;)

[Sukh]

Welsh. lol. Who speaks that nowadays? :)

[Remote]

No one, not even people from Wales...

[Azimer]

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I speak C++ code :P

Disclaimer: The above code won't work. Don't put it in your HTML document :)

[Sukh]

It really is amazing how posts develop on EmuTalk. Like Chinese wisphers :P

[Jaz]

Originally posted by Sukh
Welsh. lol. Who speaks that nowadays? :)

Me.. :P

Cache Pên.. :sly:

[EdgeBlade]

Something fun to do with with the Babel Fish. ( http://babelfish.altavista.com/ ) Take a few sentences, translate it to any language. Then translate it back into english. What you end up with is even worse english than you started with.

English to French and Back:
Something recreation to make with with fish of Babel take some sentences, translate it with any language. Translate-then again in English. With what you finish to the top is still the worst English whom you began.

English to Spanish and Back:
Something diversion to do with with the fish of Babel. Tome some sentences, tradúzcalas to any language. Then tradúzcalo again within English. With what you finish for above is even English worse than you began with.

And Just to be EXTRA crazy, English to Italian, Back, Then to German and Back:
Something divertimento to also form with the fish de Confusion. It takes some cliches, traducale to the whole language. Then traducala evenly within English. That which you conclude, inside on with you still English defective are, who you began with.

Coming soon, the Project64 docutmantion in broken english... maybe.

[EdgeBlade]

From the Game FAQ (Englist to Spanish to English):

Why the menu take does so much a long time with the loading?
Subscreen the delay is an exit known with the core of Project64, it seems to take around 7 seconds with the loading (against approximately 2 seconds on initial N64). which you could employ F4 to invalidate the terminal speed and to reduce time (to approximately 4 seconds on Spéc. of minimum. The PC), or is patient! Some users record them do not have this problem or it goes far during the play. Moreover, the other play of Zelda is not affected.

Orginal:
Why does the menu take so long to load?
The subscreen delay is a known issue with the core of Project64, it seems to take around 7 seconds to load (vs. around 2 seconds on an original N64). You could use F4 to disable the speed limiter and reduce the time (to about 4 seconds on a minimum spec. PC), or be patient! Some users report they don't have this problem or it goes away during the game. Also, the other Zelda game isn't affected.

[EdgeBlade]

Want to install PJ64? (Same as above):

Note: Since version 1,2, PJ64 came in an individual extracting the file from zip fastener. Very that you must make must double the catch the file, to enter a path (for example " C:\Games\Project64 v1.3 ") and the pressure ENTER. All the files will be put in their correct secondary-shirts automatically. Moreover, because it is a standard file of format of ZIP FASTENER, it can still be open in WinZip, WinRAR or all other compatible software of compression of format of zip fastener, if you prefer to install manually or wish to seek the specific files of the files.

And an even more fun explantion (English to French to German to English):

Note: Since version 1,2 PJ64 came into an individual, who extracts the document of the zipper. Everything that you must make, must double the pawl the document, into a way to go in (for example " C:\Games\Project64 v1.3 ") and the printing GOES IN. All documents are placed automatically in their correct secondary school shirts. Additionally, because it is a standard format document of ZIPPER, it can be opened in WinZip, WinRAR or every other compatible software of the compression of the format of the zipper, if you prefer it to install or to require look the specific documents up of the files manually.

[Jaz]

You know, I think we've got it! ;)

[EdgeBlade]

You know it's funny

[Jaz]

Yeah, but it's like when you've heard the same joke a hundred times.. :P