Write a three word story!

[A.I.]

I got this idea from another site. Basically as the title says, write a three word story. Please dont shoot me down in flames if this doesn't work. It's for everybody's enjoyment. And only three words please. Obviously this introduction is the exception to the rule. Oh, smiley's are allowed of course.
I will start it off...


I play nintendo :pj64:

[Doomulation]

She died horribly.
OOC: Now there's a fine story.

[thepreserver]

So it seemed...

How's that for suspense? :P

[Toasty]

Where's this going? :P

[Doomulation]

I don't know.

I don't. Really.

[t0rek]

It was mysterious...

[thepreserver]

To be continued....

:D

[JKKDARK]

then Glam Metal...

[NES_player4LIFE]

far far away

[mudlord]

there's a prince

[A.I.]

On a quest

[PsyMan]

to stop spam

[A.I.]

but he couldn't :D

[mudlord]

because he was

[A.I.]

Shagging Princess Peach!

[revl8er]

in her castle

[mudlord]

on her bed.

[t0rek]

without any condoms...

[Doomulation]

She slapped him

[emwearz]

he liked it

[revl8er]

he wanted more

[NES_player4LIFE]

thats so bad

[A.I.]

she got pregnant

[Cyberman]

and had mushrooms.

[Doomulation]

And ate them.

[revl8er]

she got high

[thepreserver]

and went to

[Doomulation]

...kill the prince.

[vengeon]

Mario: MAMA MIA! Whore!

[A.I.]

Princess picked up

[revl8er]

her glass shoe

[denash]

and hit mario

[revl8er]

over the head

[Toasty]

He fell over

[Doomulation]

...and died horribly.

[JKKDARK]

In the morning

[smcd]

she ran away.

[Toasty]

But she forgot...

[Cyberman]

her reigndeer Rodolph

[PsyMan]

what the heck?

[revl8er]

where is rudolph?

[A.I.]

sitting on Luigi's... :P

[Niggy G]

vegatable patch, eating...

[Doomulation]

...Mario's internal remains.

[A.I.]

while smoking a...

[JKKDARK]

roll of tobacco...

[revl8er]

and sipping on

[smcd]

some v8 juice

[Cyberman]

to keep regular

[thepreserver]

reindeer away! He...

Offtopic:

woah wtf hours ago, i was thinking what if i say, and was sipping on...talk about ironic...then sethmcdoogle responded with v8 juice....if that were to have been posted, i would have put gin juice XD wow this is weird...maybe i'm psychic? nah.... XD

[A.I.]

packed a mini-gun... :matrix:

[Knuckles]

but decided to

[revl8er]

forget about how

[A.I.]

to spank the...

[Knuckles]

little monkey with

[thepreserver]

a bannana dildo

[Cyberman]

paired lithiumhydride tights

[A.I.]

which he washed

[GWXCORE]

with his urine

[Knuckles]

full of this...

[A.I.]

dirty donkey porn :evil:

[denash]

And then he

[GWXCORE]

bought life insurance

[Knuckles]

for a retarded

[PsyMan]

EmuTalk banned member

[NES_player4LIFE]

that always spammed :borg:

[Clements]

inverted briefcase umbrellas.

[A.I.]

with cyanide tips...

[GWXCORE]

because he knew

[A.I.]

Paris Hilton's vibrator!

[revl8er]

and wanted to

[mudlord]

use it on...

[Knuckles]

his really tiny

[A.I.]

blow-up Yoshi doll! :bouncy:

[revl8er]

with big blue

[thepreserver]

breasts of steel

[bcrew1375]

,but he decided

[A.I.]

he wanted a

[Knuckles]

better health insurance

[Cyberman]

unfortunately for him

[Knuckles]

his missing brain

[A.I.]

fell in love

[Knuckles]

with a door

[denash]

which is bad

[Cyberman]

a flat relationship

[Knuckles]

close to a(an)

[A.I.]

dysfunctional Dalek dissecting...

[Knuckles]

that killed it.

[A.I.]

and this thread! :P
(Well nearly...)

[revl8er]

unfortunately he wouldn't

[thepreserver]

give up his......

[smcd]

life. The end. :P

[Knuckles]

But Suddently, something

[smcd]

smelled like cheese

[Knuckles]

so he turned

[NES_player4LIFE]

around to see:w00t:

[JKKDARK]

a big cheese

[NES_player4LIFE]

that would not

[thepreserver]

fold up in

[A.I.]

a sexy bagel

[revl8er]

so he started

[Cyberman]

to gesticulate madly

[Knuckles]

while looking at

[thepreserver]

heavily intense goatse

[A.I.]

who was talking

[_Zack_]

loudly to his

[mudlord]

horrible gelatinous blob.

[A.I.]

Cheese: I'm your father! :D

[Knuckles]

Two days after..




FFS A.I., that was 5 words!!

[A.I.]

he went away

[Cyberman]

just not anyway

[A.I.]

but both ways! :D

[revl8er]

to his doom

[Knuckles]

with an extra

[Cyberman]

rubber pair of

[revl8er]

shiny red boots

[cooliscool]

reminiscent of two

[Cyberman]

or three apples

[JKKDARK]

with ice cream

[A.I.]

and a cherry :drool:

[NES_player4LIFE]

reddish like colored

[bcrew1375]

with purple dots

[cooliscool]

and jack squattery

[A.I.]

with violent diarrhoea

[JKKDARK]

and a big

[A.I.]

block of chocolate

[Cyberman]

maltodextrin mixed with

[revl8er]

a parfait with

[A.I.]

hot cheesy smegma :drool:

[Knuckles]

all that over

[NES_player4LIFE]

a large serving-tray;)

[A.I.]

served by a...

[Cyberman]

denuded seductress performing

[A.I.]

with a Wiggle!

[Azimer]

I'm still lurking

[Toasty]

As am I

[Cyberman]

with extra toast

Cyb

[A.I.]

and tasty marsupials

(i eat kangaroo's joeys for breakfast)

[JKKDARK]

with my daughter

[A.I.]

and her pet

[JKKDARK]

in the bedroom

[cooliscool]

with eighty cats

[Toasty]

and 79 mice

[A.I.]

and one Gerbil

[Knuckles]

but somehow, they

[_Zack_]

Couldn't seem to

[Krusha]

open the jar

[JKKDARK]

because it was

[cooliscool]

programmed to refuse

[Knuckles]

any cooliscool orders

[_Zack_]

that it recieved

[cooliscool]

from cooliscool or

[Toasty]

from cooliscool's clones

[_Zack_]

it also didn't

[Knuckles]

like cooliscool. Suddently

[cooliscool]

Knuckles released a

[JKKDARK]

Glam Metal album

[_Zack_]

which was so

[FlotsamX]

god-awful that

[_Zack_]

he stuck his

[A.I.]

Gerbil, up his...

[Toasty]

car's exhaust pipe

[_Zack_]

which left a

[Knuckles]

confused guy. The

[_Zack_]

deformed monkey was

[JKKDARK]

coding homebrew games

[Knuckles]

for dead consoles

[cooliscool]

which were played

[_Zack_]

with a sticky

[Toasty]

joystick that wouldn't

[_Zack_]

just fit up

[cooliscool]

zion's most precious

[_Zack_]

childhood sock. Cooliscool

[Toasty]

went skinny dipping

[A.I.]

exposing his small...

[Toasty]

temporary dinosaur tatoo

[thepreserver]

that got washed off

[_Zack_]

when toasty started

[Doomulation]

that got washed off

Only three words!

[Toasty]

thepreserver's in trouble

[JKKDARK]

because he didn't

[A.I.]

write three-fricken words! :D

(hypen counts as one word!)

[Toasty]

but parenthesis don't! :P

[JKKDARK]

because Trotterwatch will

[_Zack_]

get out his

[JKKDARK]

house and use

[_Zack_]

its huge mechanical

[Doomulation]

...ban button to...?

[JKKDARK]

kick A.I.'s ass

[Doomulation]

Wasn't it thepreserver <next replier insert word here>?

[A.I.]

kiss JKKDARK's ass! :P

[Toasty]

What's going on??? :blink:

[A.I.]

just kidding folks! :D

[Toasty]

I'm so confused... :unsure:

[A.I.]

when I drink...

[JKKDARK]

vodka in excess

[Doomulation]

...everyone dies horribly...

[A.I.]

in shampoo commercial...

[Toasty]

on the TV

[JKKDARK]

But in the

[A.I.]

end, Donald Duck

[JKKDARK]

got Sega games

[Toasty]

from his nephews

[JKKDARK]

because Sega rocks

[thepreserver]

and Mickey was...

[Toasty]

busy with Minnie

[JKKDARK]

having anal sex

[A.I.]

with vibrating controller

[Knuckles]

from the Wii

[JKKDARK]

in parents bedroom

[Toasty]

they got caught

[A.I.]

attempting fungi fellatio

[A.I.]

but she BUMPED... :P

[Toasty]

into the wall

[JKKDARK]

and called the

[Toasty]

wall repair service

[JKKDARK]

but a hooker

[åsabo]

took the phone

[NES_player4LIFE]

for a walk

[Toasty]

in the park

[JKKDARK]

and got AIDS

[cooliscool]

from happy OpenGL

[A.I.]

who slept with

[åsabo]

Bill Gates yesterday

[A.I.]

who slept with...

[cooliscool]

Direct3D and many

[JKKDARK]

other pretty boys

[vleespet]

by asking them

[A.I.]

you like Bush? :evil:

[Toasty]

Changing the subject...

[JKKDARK]

Wii is kicking

[blizz]

PS3 Arse, while

[Cyberman]

Sony matriculates in

[vleespet]

an arts course

[Toasty]

with water colors

[Miretank]

and a nice

[blizz]

large pot of

[Miretank]

butterflies with teeth

[PsyMan]

that suck our

[A.I.]

magical rainbow juice :flowers:

[Toasty]

from our armpits!

[JKKDARK]

But after two

[blizz]

incredibly large badgers

[JKKDARK]

a monster appeared

[Toasty]

and ate them

[JKKDARK]

happily until its

[vleespet]

aunt came along

[JKKDARK]

then he can't

[denash]

escape from her

[A.I.]

long hairy nipples :drool: