Life... reversed. I'd sign up immediately!
Look, life is hard, it costs you your life and what do you get in the end? Death. That's why I think life should be reversed. Sorta like this:
First, you die. Then you've got that out of the way. After death you will spend a couple of years in an Old Folk's Home. Playing bingo and cards, you know how it goes. Gradually, you start to see and hear more, and you're even growing some (colored) hair! Even your wife is looking more attractive every day, which has consequences for certain (sexual) feelings you've never felt before. People take good care of you untill you're eventually thrown out because you're too young.
After that, your boss gives you a gold watch, and you start working. You start of lightly with lots of free days, and the more years you work, the less stress you'll get. Your sexual feelings are reaching new heights because your wife is looking even more godess-like by the day.
After about 35 years of work you're young enough to just party around. No need to think about future plans, you just try out alcohol and drugs, because in 25 years it'll all be over anyway. You take vacations to Spain and go on an Apres-ski trip every winter. You can afford it, because you just worked about 35 years non-stop.
After this short period, you're ready for college. You get yourself familiar with even more drugs and alcohol. Learning? Homework? Why, you don't need to work anymore anyway.
When you're 12 years old you go back to grade school. You have no responsibilities whatsoever and can play out all day.
When you're finally a baby again, you'll be hugged and kissed by more women then you'd imagine. Eventually, you crawl into a beautiful young woman, and spend your last 9 months floating around.
And last but certainly not least... you'll end up as a great orgasm!
Look, life is hard, it costs you your life and what do you get in the end? Death. That's why I think life should be reversed. Sorta like this:
First, you die. Then you've got that out of the way. After death you will spend a couple of years in an Old Folk's Home. Playing bingo and cards, you know how it goes. Gradually, you start to see and hear more, and you're even growing some (colored) hair! Even your wife is looking more attractive every day, which has consequences for certain (sexual) feelings you've never felt before. People take good care of you untill you're eventually thrown out because you're too young.
After that, your boss gives you a gold watch, and you start working. You start of lightly with lots of free days, and the more years you work, the less stress you'll get. Your sexual feelings are reaching new heights because your wife is looking even more godess-like by the day.
After about 35 years of work you're young enough to just party around. No need to think about future plans, you just try out alcohol and drugs, because in 25 years it'll all be over anyway. You take vacations to Spain and go on an Apres-ski trip every winter. You can afford it, because you just worked about 35 years non-stop.
After this short period, you're ready for college. You get yourself familiar with even more drugs and alcohol. Learning? Homework? Why, you don't need to work anymore anyway.
When you're 12 years old you go back to grade school. You have no responsibilities whatsoever and can play out all day.
When you're finally a baby again, you'll be hugged and kissed by more women then you'd imagine. Eventually, you crawl into a beautiful young woman, and spend your last 9 months floating around.
And last but certainly not least... you'll end up as a great orgasm!
