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-The Post Your Favourite Simpsons Quote Thread -

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Lachp30

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I know that there is already a 'best one phrase' thread, but I just had to start this up :w00t:

So whats your faviourite Simpsons quote?

Heres a few to get you going..

1. The collection plate is being passed around at the church. Homer drops in a coupon.

Marge - (reading coupon) "30 cents off shake and bake. HOMER!"

Homer - Marge, we can spare it, we have been blessed!

2. Homer forgets to pick up bart. Bart is angry.

Homer - Now we could sit here all day and argue about who forgot to pick up who, but the fact of the matter is we are both wrong and that'll be that.

3. Ralph wants to see Lisa, however, Homer wont alow it. Ralph says he'll do anything

Homer - Anything eh? Hehehe

Ralph is cleaning the roof of the simpsons house with hot tar

Ralph - Mr Simpson, the tar fumes are making me feel dizzy

Homer - Yeah, they will do that.
 
Clements

Clements

Active member
Moderator
"I hear your dad went into a restaurant and he ate all the food in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant"

-Ralph Wiggum

Edit (how could I forget, silly me):

"No, not while my greatest nemesis still provides our customers with free light, heat and energy. I call this enemy... the Sun. Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the Sun, I will do the next best thing... block it out!"

-Monty Burns [Excellent...]
 
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mesman00

mesman00

What's that...?
ralph at the chilli cookoff to homer
Ralph: "Hey mister, you don't wanna drink wax do you?"
Homer: "Maybe i do son, maybe i do"


homer at the chilli-cookoff to cheif wiggum
Homer: "Don't quit your day job chief, whatever that is."

there are so many more but i have to be going out now
 
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gokuss4

Meh...
1. Homer - "no no son. Beer is for daddy's, and kids with fake id's"

2. Homer - "i want to set the record straight, i thought the cop was a prostitute *nods head*"

3. when they shook the treehouse...
Milhouse - "That was treemendous, where's Ralph?"
Ralph - "I almost died"

4. Ralph - "my daddy shoots people!"

5. Homer - "Ho ho ho, merry...line"
Bart - "Christmas."
Homer - "What? let me see that!" *takes script*

6. Bart - "I cant get a girl to the dance"
Lisa - "heh, Bart's gotta girlfriend"
Bart - "no I don't, that's the problem"
Lisa - "Bart's gotta problem!"

7. Lisa - "do wrongs do make a right bart"
Bart - "yes they do"
Lisa - "no they don't"
Bart - "yes they do"
Lisa - "no they don't! Dad?!"
Homer - "Do wrongs make a right lisa"
 
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joel_029

Lead Guitarist
Homer sitting at a computer:
"To start, press any key. Where's the any-key?"

And Homer talking to Bart(I think)
"You tried your best, and failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."
 
scotty

scotty

The Great One
"When I was seventeen.. I drank a very good beer.... I drank a very good beer...... I drank a very good beer, that I purchased with a fake ID, my name was Brian McGee."
 
mesman00

mesman00

What's that...?
Rev. Lovejoy at the funeral of Frank Grimes:
"Frank Grimes, or grimey as he liked to be called..."

St. Patty's Day episode:
Bart: "I'm going down to moe's for a couple of beers"
Homer: "Good i'll go with you"

Beer Baron Episode:
Homer: "Wait, i forget to check if the coast is clear. Ahh, it's probably clear"

Rock 'n Roll Camp Episode:
Homer: "Your rockstars. You should be drinking, and getting drunk, and boozing it up"

Valentines Day episode:
Ralph: "It says you choo-choo-choose me. And there's a picture of train on it."

Pin Pals Episode:
Homer on the phone: "Yah, those guys sure did suck. I mean i've seen guys suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked."
Marge: "Homer!!!"
Homer: "Ahh i gotta go my damn weiner kids are listening."

Homer gets fat and goes on disability:
*Homer hits tab key on keyboard, puts cup up to floppy drive
Homer: "Where's my tab?"
 
Eagle

Eagle

aka Alshain
Moderator
I rather like Family Guy

Lois: "If you keep this up, something terrible is going to happen"

Peter: "Yeah, something terrible.... all the way to the bank"

Brian: "Nice"
 
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LazerTag

Leap of Faith
Barney: "Every since they stopped animal testing there a lot of work for a guy like me" ::he's sitting in Moe's and turns away after saying this we see wires all over the back of his head::
 
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