Powerlord
Evil Emperor
For some reason, some of the best IRC quotes are the short ones.
Even though all these timestamps are in order, I'm prettu sure that most of them took place on separate days.
These all took place in #vgmusic on irc.esper.net
[23:26] <digital_seraphic> oh. that girl in the previews who they pick up that says "your all going to die". they drive into this town and she freaks out going "i'm not going back, I'm not going back there" and pulls a gun she hid in her vagina (wtf??) and shoots hersould in the mouth like right out of nowhere. it was intence.
[23:26] <digital_seraphic> *intense
[23:26] <ratfink> what
[23:26] <ratfink> and pulls a gun she hid in her vagina
[23:27] <DrZaius> Out of... what the... good lord!
[23:27] <digital_seraphic> yeah I know. the whole theater was "ooohhh groooosss!!"
[23:27] <ratfink> like the whole gun?
[23:29] <DrZaius> What situation came up where she'd have to hold it in there?
[23:29] <ratfink> she ran out of tampons
[18:38] <UltraMoogleMan> You know what I love? I love spam that has "Re: <whatever>" as the subject. Like I sent an email to someone with the subject "Your business offer" or "My manhood is too small" and I just fucking forgot about it.
[00:17] * Bass glances at Pong|Phonesex
[00:18] <Bass> I sure hope that's a joke.
[00:18] <EgM> what?
[00:18] *** Capt_Obvious ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout)
[00:18] <Bass> Aw, Captain Obvious left
[00:18] <Bass> now he can't explain it to you
[10:51] <Pongball> I've been getting all these completely random BSODs lately.
[10:51] <Pongball> I'll be doing absolutely nothing.
[10:51] <Pongball> A can be not even touching the mouse or keyboard.
[10:51] <Pongball> I can be drinking my Pespi and eating a donut.
[10:51] <Pongball> And I'll get a BSOD and have to reboot.
[10:52] <Ninjy> "MS Windows - Now Sponsored by the Coca Cola Company"
[10:57] <Pongball> IRC ruined my social life.
[10:58] <JustinArthur> IRC IS my social life.
[18:23] <Hale-Bopp> is Aethis a guy or a girl?
[18:23] <Hale-Bopp> actually, I suppose I could ask him/her myself...
[18:24] <Hale-Bopp> I knew I wouldn't get a straight answer.
[18:26] <Pongball> guy
[18:26] <Hale-Bopp> ah
[18:26] <Pongball> But his sexual preference is nonexistant, and he likes to cross-dress.
[18:26] <Pongball> That's why you didn't get a straight answer. =P
[18:27] <Hale-Bopp> hahaha
[18:27] <Hale-Bopp> a "straight" answer
[18:27] <Pongball> errr
[18:27] <Pongball> oops
[18:27] <Pongball> haha
[18:27] <Pongball> I didn't even notice that.
[19:32] <DrZaius-[WMXIX]> I wonder if PL could spell "poop" that way
[19:33] <Powerlord> "D R Z A I U S". poop
[19:33] <DrZaius-[WMXIX]> PL, EAT ME!
[19:33] <Powerlord> DrZaius-[WMXIX]: Sorry, I don't eat poop.
[20:03] <The_Epitome> Who here has played a game called Wagon Paradise
[20:03] <The_Epitome> or Waygan Paradise
[20:03] <DrZaius-[WMXIX]> Or Gaywan Paradise
[20:04] <The_Epitome> you forgot the k
[20:08] <Hale-Bopp> haha, Gaywank Paradise
[20:09] <The_Epitome> Hale-Bopp, I was obviously meaning Gaywan Parakdise. You disgust me!
Even though all these timestamps are in order, I'm prettu sure that most of them took place on separate days.
These all took place in #vgmusic on irc.esper.net
[23:26] <digital_seraphic> oh. that girl in the previews who they pick up that says "your all going to die". they drive into this town and she freaks out going "i'm not going back, I'm not going back there" and pulls a gun she hid in her vagina (wtf??) and shoots hersould in the mouth like right out of nowhere. it was intence.
[23:26] <digital_seraphic> *intense
[23:26] <ratfink> what
[23:26] <ratfink> and pulls a gun she hid in her vagina
[23:27] <DrZaius> Out of... what the... good lord!
[23:27] <digital_seraphic> yeah I know. the whole theater was "ooohhh groooosss!!"
[23:27] <ratfink> like the whole gun?
[23:29] <DrZaius> What situation came up where she'd have to hold it in there?
[23:29] <ratfink> she ran out of tampons
[18:38] <UltraMoogleMan> You know what I love? I love spam that has "Re: <whatever>" as the subject. Like I sent an email to someone with the subject "Your business offer" or "My manhood is too small" and I just fucking forgot about it.
[00:17] * Bass glances at Pong|Phonesex
[00:18] <Bass> I sure hope that's a joke.
[00:18] <EgM> what?
[00:18] *** Capt_Obvious ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout)
[00:18] <Bass> Aw, Captain Obvious left
[00:18] <Bass> now he can't explain it to you
[10:51] <Pongball> I've been getting all these completely random BSODs lately.
[10:51] <Pongball> I'll be doing absolutely nothing.
[10:51] <Pongball> A can be not even touching the mouse or keyboard.
[10:51] <Pongball> I can be drinking my Pespi and eating a donut.
[10:51] <Pongball> And I'll get a BSOD and have to reboot.
[10:52] <Ninjy> "MS Windows - Now Sponsored by the Coca Cola Company"
[10:57] <Pongball> IRC ruined my social life.
[10:58] <JustinArthur> IRC IS my social life.
[18:23] <Hale-Bopp> is Aethis a guy or a girl?
[18:23] <Hale-Bopp> actually, I suppose I could ask him/her myself...
[18:24] <Hale-Bopp> I knew I wouldn't get a straight answer.
[18:26] <Pongball> guy
[18:26] <Hale-Bopp> ah
[18:26] <Pongball> But his sexual preference is nonexistant, and he likes to cross-dress.
[18:26] <Pongball> That's why you didn't get a straight answer. =P
[18:27] <Hale-Bopp> hahaha
[18:27] <Hale-Bopp> a "straight" answer
[18:27] <Pongball> errr
[18:27] <Pongball> oops
[18:27] <Pongball> haha
[18:27] <Pongball> I didn't even notice that.
[19:32] <DrZaius-[WMXIX]> I wonder if PL could spell "poop" that way
[19:33] <Powerlord> "D R Z A I U S". poop
[19:33] <DrZaius-[WMXIX]> PL, EAT ME!
[19:33] <Powerlord> DrZaius-[WMXIX]: Sorry, I don't eat poop.
[20:03] <The_Epitome> Who here has played a game called Wagon Paradise
[20:03] <The_Epitome> or Waygan Paradise
[20:03] <DrZaius-[WMXIX]> Or Gaywan Paradise
[20:04] <The_Epitome> you forgot the k
[20:08] <Hale-Bopp> haha, Gaywank Paradise
[20:09] <The_Epitome> Hale-Bopp, I was obviously meaning Gaywan Parakdise. You disgust me!
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