Poems and songs by us

[Falcon4ever]

Poems and songs

Post here your funny songs & poems

:happy:

"Dear god there up in the sky, why is the bible one big lie" - Falcon4ever


"Bah Bah black sheep have you any wool...yes sir yes sir three bags full....."Copyright 2003 - Asadr

 

[asadr]

Hmm.....nice....i think this one is the best poem..

"Old McDonald had a farm..EEYE EEYE EEYE YOO...And on his farm he had some ducks...EEYE EEYE EEYE YOO...and a QUACK QUACK there..."

Guess you got the point

 

[Falcon4ever]

SATANIC SURFERS LYRICS

"Armless Skater"

I have a friend who's only joy in life
is to skate, surf and flog his log
that is all he wants to do
and I think that's really great

but then one day he had an accident
they had to amputate his arms
guess if he was sad that day

he can't surf, he can't skate
and he sure can't masturbate no more

 

[The Khan Artist]

The eensy-weensy spider climbed up the water spout
Down came the bombs that blew him inside out
Up came the sun to dry up his remains
And the eensy-weensy spider was defeated once again

Damn, it's been a long time since I made that up...

 

[KingTom]

holy diein', holy smoke
my brain feels like I just toked :w00t:

It spins and swirls and spits and stops
hmmm that last word kinda pops

bakedness friedness toasted stoned
I only do this 'cause I'll never get (a car) loaned

 

[TheBigCheese]

The kinky adventures of Jack and Jill

These have always been my favourites:

Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To fetch a pail of water,
I don't know what they did up there,
but now they have a daughter

Or

Jack and Jill went up the hill,
Each with a dollar and a quarter,
Jill came down with 2 dollars 50,
The dirty slut.

:blink: :bunny:

 

[JedUK]

l0l nice poems

I made some as well at emufanatics ill post them here when i get the chance but im at school now so ill do it later

CKemu even recorded a song of one of them