Sola Kusanagi
Make it Make Money
All the names used in this Story are Members of the P2PForums
P2P RANGERS
-=ThEmE sOnG=-
*rock music playing in backgorund*
Lord n00b CAZ: AHAHAHAHA! After 10,000 bans I'm finally free! It's time to conquer P2PForums!
ToM: Skittles! Summon a team of users to fight the evil Lord n00b CAZ!
*rock music reaches climactic note*
GO GO P2P RANGERS! DOO DOO DOODOO DOO!
GO GO P2P RANGERS! DOO DOO DOODOO DOO!
GO GO P2P RANGERS, YOU MIGHTY MORPHIN P2P RANGERS!
-=eNd ThEmE sOnG=-
It was a normal day at the P2P Forums. The n00bs were spamming, the vets were complaining about the n00bs spamming, and some more n00bs were comlaining about the vets complaining about the n00bs. And then there was that one wise guy who was complaining about the n00bs complaining about the vets complaining about the n00bs.
Yes, just another day at P2PForums. Until...a disaster!
*at ToMs Super Secret Sanctuary*
Skittles: Meow meow meow meow meow! ToM! The alarms are going crazy!
Scythe looked over to his master, a giant head inside a glass tube.
ToM: Skittles, our worst fears have been confirmed. Lord n00b CAZ has successfully recovered from his 10,000th ban! The prophecy has been fulfilled!
Scythe: Prophecy?
ToM: 10,000 years ago, we banned Lord n00b for the first time. It was then when Cochrane wrote the propchecy!
*FLASHBACK*
ToM: Well, another one bites the dust. Maybe that misguided member will learn his lesson.
moe70: ToM! I foresee that he will come back! He will never turn a new leaf! We will end up banning him 10,000 times! After that, he will return, more powerful than we can ever imagine!
*END FLASHBACK*
ToM: Skittles! Quickly, band together a team of members to fight Lord N00b CAZ!!
*Meanwhile, at Lord N00b CAZ's secret base*
D-503: Those fools! They can't handle me! I've gotten high scores in video games and all the ladies love me!
NX-01: What should we do milord?
D-503: We will destroy the P2P Forums! stingergta! Pull a random scientific fact out of your butt and make a monster for me!
stingergta: *pulls out random science fact* I've come up with something great for you. Behold, the Big Bang Bot!
DUN DUN DUN
*back at P2P*
Lordpake: hey everyone! Look! I made ANOTHER animation!
ZZZAP! Suddenly, Lordpake dissapears!
(Entire P2P population): HOORAY! There IS a God!
bmh67wa: nya nya! Told ya!
(Entire P2P population): STFU!
*^^BuBBLe^GuM^^ dissapears*
(Entire P2P population):
*a few other memebers dissapear*
(entire P2P population): Wtf m8?!
*Lordpake, Pantharen, ^^BuBBLe^GuM^^, Sola Kusanagi, and Lamborman end up at the TSSS*
ToM: Selected members! You have been chosesn to fight off the evil lord n00b CAZ! Instead of hiring you know, professionals and getting people who have a better chance at winning this war than string cheese, we decided to get random memebers from a message board!
pake: wtf is teh Lord n00b CAZ?
ToM: I'm not going to explain it. read up near the begining!
Sola Kusanagi: Why the crap should I care about some n00b?
ToM: Er...he's a liberal.
Sola Kusanagi: Gimmee a morpher!
ToM: Okay, you are now the P2P RANGERS!
Sola Kusanagi, as the leader you are the red ranger.
Pake, you're the Blue Ranger!
Lamborman, you are the black ranger!
Lamborman: RACIST!
ToM: What?
Lamborman: You're only making me the black ranger because I'm black!
ToM: Fine, you can be the white ranger, Whitey McCracker.
Pantharen and ^^BuBBLe^GuM^^! The last two rangers were supposed to be the sex appeal of the group. I wasn't expecting the sex appeal to be men, so all I have are these kinky school girl uniforms.
^^BuBBLe^GuM^^: YAY! Er..I mean...um...aw crap.
BigJC: Can I join!
ToM: Where the crap did you come from?
BigJC: Common, lemme join! I'm cubantastic!
ToM: No! Didn't you read the sign? *points to sign that says "No Cubans Allowed"*
BigJC: Aw...i wanted to see Pantharen and ^^BuBBLe^GuM^^ in theose school girl outfits...
Sola Kusanagi: It's Morphing time! ASIAN POW-HA!
lordpake: internet cartoons!
Lamborman: Martin Luther King Jr.!
Pantharen: hentai! (pervert)
^^BuBBLe^GuM^^: That chick in my avatar!
And so, the P2P RANGERS arrived at the scene where Lord n00b CAZ's Big Bang Bot was killing everyone. Will they succeed? Who knows, this story is crap anyways.
P2P RANGERS
-=ThEmE sOnG=-
*rock music playing in backgorund*
Lord n00b CAZ: AHAHAHAHA! After 10,000 bans I'm finally free! It's time to conquer P2PForums!
ToM: Skittles! Summon a team of users to fight the evil Lord n00b CAZ!
*rock music reaches climactic note*
GO GO P2P RANGERS! DOO DOO DOODOO DOO!
GO GO P2P RANGERS! DOO DOO DOODOO DOO!
GO GO P2P RANGERS, YOU MIGHTY MORPHIN P2P RANGERS!
-=eNd ThEmE sOnG=-
It was a normal day at the P2P Forums. The n00bs were spamming, the vets were complaining about the n00bs spamming, and some more n00bs were comlaining about the vets complaining about the n00bs. And then there was that one wise guy who was complaining about the n00bs complaining about the vets complaining about the n00bs.
Yes, just another day at P2PForums. Until...a disaster!
*at ToMs Super Secret Sanctuary*
Skittles: Meow meow meow meow meow! ToM! The alarms are going crazy!
Scythe looked over to his master, a giant head inside a glass tube.
ToM: Skittles, our worst fears have been confirmed. Lord n00b CAZ has successfully recovered from his 10,000th ban! The prophecy has been fulfilled!
Scythe: Prophecy?
ToM: 10,000 years ago, we banned Lord n00b for the first time. It was then when Cochrane wrote the propchecy!
*FLASHBACK*
ToM: Well, another one bites the dust. Maybe that misguided member will learn his lesson.
moe70: ToM! I foresee that he will come back! He will never turn a new leaf! We will end up banning him 10,000 times! After that, he will return, more powerful than we can ever imagine!
*END FLASHBACK*
ToM: Skittles! Quickly, band together a team of members to fight Lord N00b CAZ!!
*Meanwhile, at Lord N00b CAZ's secret base*
D-503: Those fools! They can't handle me! I've gotten high scores in video games and all the ladies love me!
NX-01: What should we do milord?
D-503: We will destroy the P2P Forums! stingergta! Pull a random scientific fact out of your butt and make a monster for me!
stingergta: *pulls out random science fact* I've come up with something great for you. Behold, the Big Bang Bot!
DUN DUN DUN
*back at P2P*
Lordpake: hey everyone! Look! I made ANOTHER animation!
ZZZAP! Suddenly, Lordpake dissapears!
(Entire P2P population): HOORAY! There IS a God!
bmh67wa: nya nya! Told ya!
(Entire P2P population): STFU!
*^^BuBBLe^GuM^^ dissapears*
(Entire P2P population):
*a few other memebers dissapear*
(entire P2P population): Wtf m8?!
*Lordpake, Pantharen, ^^BuBBLe^GuM^^, Sola Kusanagi, and Lamborman end up at the TSSS*
ToM: Selected members! You have been chosesn to fight off the evil lord n00b CAZ! Instead of hiring you know, professionals and getting people who have a better chance at winning this war than string cheese, we decided to get random memebers from a message board!
pake: wtf is teh Lord n00b CAZ?
ToM: I'm not going to explain it. read up near the begining!
Sola Kusanagi: Why the crap should I care about some n00b?
ToM: Er...he's a liberal.
Sola Kusanagi: Gimmee a morpher!
ToM: Okay, you are now the P2P RANGERS!
Sola Kusanagi, as the leader you are the red ranger.
Pake, you're the Blue Ranger!
Lamborman, you are the black ranger!
Lamborman: RACIST!
ToM: What?
Lamborman: You're only making me the black ranger because I'm black!
ToM: Fine, you can be the white ranger, Whitey McCracker.
Pantharen and ^^BuBBLe^GuM^^! The last two rangers were supposed to be the sex appeal of the group. I wasn't expecting the sex appeal to be men, so all I have are these kinky school girl uniforms.
^^BuBBLe^GuM^^: YAY! Er..I mean...um...aw crap.
BigJC: Can I join!
ToM: Where the crap did you come from?
BigJC: Common, lemme join! I'm cubantastic!
ToM: No! Didn't you read the sign? *points to sign that says "No Cubans Allowed"*
BigJC: Aw...i wanted to see Pantharen and ^^BuBBLe^GuM^^ in theose school girl outfits...
Sola Kusanagi: It's Morphing time! ASIAN POW-HA!
lordpake: internet cartoons!
Lamborman: Martin Luther King Jr.!
Pantharen: hentai! (pervert)
^^BuBBLe^GuM^^: That chick in my avatar!
And so, the P2P RANGERS arrived at the scene where Lord n00b CAZ's Big Bang Bot was killing everyone. Will they succeed? Who knows, this story is crap anyways.