Lizard Blade
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Two days ago, while on the computer, I noticed a sizable mosquito sitting on my leg. I promptly killed it, threw it in the trash, and forgot about it. The bite on my leg turned into a sizable welt. Yesterday, I woke up, and had at least 4 other welts like it.
This morning, I woke up, and looked at the glass by my bedside. I had gotten a glass of milk before going to bed, but didn't drink much of it. I went to throw it out, as it had turned into a mostly solid, but to my horror, there were 3 mosquitos, a huge black moth, and at least a dozen gnats drowned in it. I promptly flushed them down the toilet, but did not easily forget about it.
This afternoon, I went in my yard. I saw a wasp, seemingly laying on its back. I went to smack it with my shoe, but just a second beforehand I noticed my back steps had not one wasp, but three. And at least 6 flying above me. I promptly ran inside, got a can of Raid, and chased them off. I later saw a show on the Discovery channel that showed wasps in this almost laying down position so they can stab whats in front of them.
I expect now, the wasps are rallying. I bet the queen is having a lengthy speech about how I have used weapons of mass destruction against them, and how the United Bug Nations inspectors mysteriously dissapeared. And how two or three brave soldiers died in a cowardly surprise attack during training exercises.
At the United Bug Nations, the flies are probably preparing to veto the assault, as I have been their unwitting meal ticket for years. So they are instead preparing a coalition of the willing invertabrates, which will consist mainly of wasps, and ants, which do whatever the wasps tell them too. I suppose tonight or tomorrow, they will storm into my house, deliver some prickly Shock and Awe on my sorry ass, and liberate the contents of my refrigerator and cupboards. So if I'm never seen again, you know what happened.
On that note, let me read a prepared statement. "There are no insects in my yard, the wasps are commiting suicide in the alley. Praise be to Lizard."
This morning, I woke up, and looked at the glass by my bedside. I had gotten a glass of milk before going to bed, but didn't drink much of it. I went to throw it out, as it had turned into a mostly solid, but to my horror, there were 3 mosquitos, a huge black moth, and at least a dozen gnats drowned in it. I promptly flushed them down the toilet, but did not easily forget about it.
This afternoon, I went in my yard. I saw a wasp, seemingly laying on its back. I went to smack it with my shoe, but just a second beforehand I noticed my back steps had not one wasp, but three. And at least 6 flying above me. I promptly ran inside, got a can of Raid, and chased them off. I later saw a show on the Discovery channel that showed wasps in this almost laying down position so they can stab whats in front of them.
I expect now, the wasps are rallying. I bet the queen is having a lengthy speech about how I have used weapons of mass destruction against them, and how the United Bug Nations inspectors mysteriously dissapeared. And how two or three brave soldiers died in a cowardly surprise attack during training exercises.
At the United Bug Nations, the flies are probably preparing to veto the assault, as I have been their unwitting meal ticket for years. So they are instead preparing a coalition of the willing invertabrates, which will consist mainly of wasps, and ants, which do whatever the wasps tell them too. I suppose tonight or tomorrow, they will storm into my house, deliver some prickly Shock and Awe on my sorry ass, and liberate the contents of my refrigerator and cupboards. So if I'm never seen again, you know what happened.
On that note, let me read a prepared statement. "There are no insects in my yard, the wasps are commiting suicide in the alley. Praise be to Lizard."
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