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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAPYYYYYYY CHANUKA! ( and xmas and kwanza!)

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Mr_Saturn

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HAPPY CHANUKA EVERYONE !!! (who is jewish) OR HAPPY XMAS OR HAPPY KWANZA!!!!!!!



since the holidays are coming up and my favorite ! (chanuka) i was bored so decided to post this and uhhh nothing more to say ...... hmmm o ya

any of u see Hebrew hammer on comedy central?
man that movie was fucking funny!!! it was like a hebrew shaft lol!
o well
heh
bye!

SHALOM!
 
Jaz

Jaz

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Twas the night before Christmas,
And all through the house,
Everyone felt shitty,
Even the mouse.

Mum at the whorehouse,
And Dad smoking grass,
I'd just settled down,
With a nice piece of ass.

When out on the lawn,
I heard such a clatter,
I jumped from the bed,
To see what was the matter.

Out on the grass,
I saw a big prick,
I knew at that moment,
It must be St Nick.

He came down the chimney,
Like a bat out of hell,
I knew straight away,
That the fucker had fell.

He filled all our stockings,
With pretzels and beer,
And a big rubber dick,
For my brother the queer.

He rose up our chimney,
With a thunderous fart,
The son of a bitch,
Blew the bastard apart.

He swore and he cursed,
As he rode out of sight,
"Piss on you all",
"And have a hell of a night!".

Oh, merry Christmas everyone! :santa:
 
vampireuk

vampireuk

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Or maybe those who love christmas but yet dislike religion could do with a shrink, imo they have the bigger issue :p
 
internalised

internalised

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Disliking Christmas doesn't mean one is necessarily bitter and twisted. Pisses me off how people need to use religion as an excuse to go see family. We give each other presents (that we don't need), people get into huge debt that takes months to pay off, the refund queues in shops are overflowing by December 27th and it's all over in a day, leaving behind a grim winter and a long, long wait for summer. And people wonder why the Christmas period has the highest rate of suicides. Christmas is mass hysteria, pure and simple. Why is there no fuss over Easter? Oh yeah, cause there's no TV programmes and shop window displays shoving it down our throats three months previously, you don't get presents if you're over 12 years old and it just feels like any other Bank Holiday. The person we celebrate being born comes back from the dead (if you believe that sort of thing) and nobody gives a damn.

Plus it tends to remind you of the people who aren't around anymore.
 
2fast4u

2fast4u

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i second that as i spent about an hour in a shopping center today feeling like a shipwrecked person out on sea. i just can never get used to this shit.
 
vampireuk

vampireuk

Mr. Super Clever
If you are going to use a word like pedantic at least understand what the word means and what context to use said word in. Now you could argue that I am indeed been pedantic right now, but I could then argue I am merely correcting a very elementary mistake you have made in the language you have been speaking for the past 19 years.;)

So the next time you want to use a "advanced" word like that, think what the phonics monkey would do.

monkey.jpg
 
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