aprentice
Moderator
Hi, ive made a very disturbing discovery. We were having our daily conversations on #emulation64 when martin asked "I wonder if the chan will still exist then". I have decided to conduct some research and at this pace, and came up with some statistics:
Every 7 Days a gay person joins #emulation64.
Every 301 Days a straight person joins #emulation64.
Every 10 Days a straight person leaves #emulation64.
Every 290 Days a gay person leaves #emulation64.
If we continue at this pace, and we most likely will, Emulation64 will be 90% gay by 2006. 10% Unknown. Here are some quotes to convince you, enjoy:
March 14 2002 -------------------Logging Period of JUST 10 mins!
[18:53] <AlphaWolf> Aprentice: if you were on a bus full of fags, would you get off?
My response: Are you on this bus?
[18:59] <Martin64> last night Aprentice and I had so good sex that even the neighbours had to have a smoke
[19:00] <Martin64> think the #bearcave guys will hunt us down and take it over?
My response: yea, if redah keeps inviting his friends here.
[19:00] <Martin64> Redah: heh, how can one guy make the chan 90% gay?
My response: Its not one guy, its many!
[19:01] <@Redah> they'll rename the Eris Free Network to the Everyone's a Fag Network
[19:02] <Martin64> schibo just came out of the closet
[19:02] <schibo> boo
[19:02] * CpUMasteR Rapes schibo
[19:02] * Martin64 hops up in Redah's lap
[19:03] <CpUMasteR> Ok, Enough gay shit...
[19:04] <schibo> Gay/Lesbian emulation
Weeks/Months Earlier-------------------------------------------
[09:24] * bjz has sex with lrdcheese's mom for the hell of it
[09:25] * lrdcheese has sex with bjz for the hell of it
[09:26] * bjz dies
[09:26] <Aprentice> now thats #bearcave material guys, beautiful!
[00:53] * Rad|Sleep grabs DK64 and takes him to bed
[00:53] <Rad|Sleep>
[00:53] <CpUMasteR> Awww
[22:48] <Radeon> i'll show you mine
[22:48] * Radeon takes off his pants
<Radeon> DK64...
<Radeon> how goes them daily ass rapes?
<DK64> they're ok, my ass doesnt get torn anymore, its stretched
[22:14] *** MAME changes topic to '[22:13] * Radeon shudders to think of the daily ass rapes DK64 speaks of'
Thats all for now folks, or this post would be too big! These are logs just from the past 3 days
Every 7 Days a gay person joins #emulation64.
Every 301 Days a straight person joins #emulation64.
Every 10 Days a straight person leaves #emulation64.
Every 290 Days a gay person leaves #emulation64.
If we continue at this pace, and we most likely will, Emulation64 will be 90% gay by 2006. 10% Unknown. Here are some quotes to convince you, enjoy:
March 14 2002 -------------------Logging Period of JUST 10 mins!
[18:53] <AlphaWolf> Aprentice: if you were on a bus full of fags, would you get off?
My response: Are you on this bus?
[18:59] <Martin64> last night Aprentice and I had so good sex that even the neighbours had to have a smoke
[19:00] <Martin64> think the #bearcave guys will hunt us down and take it over?
My response: yea, if redah keeps inviting his friends here.
[19:00] <Martin64> Redah: heh, how can one guy make the chan 90% gay?
My response: Its not one guy, its many!
[19:01] <@Redah> they'll rename the Eris Free Network to the Everyone's a Fag Network
[19:02] <Martin64> schibo just came out of the closet
[19:02] <schibo> boo
[19:02] * CpUMasteR Rapes schibo
[19:02] * Martin64 hops up in Redah's lap
[19:03] <CpUMasteR> Ok, Enough gay shit...
[19:04] <schibo> Gay/Lesbian emulation
Weeks/Months Earlier-------------------------------------------
[09:24] * bjz has sex with lrdcheese's mom for the hell of it
[09:25] * lrdcheese has sex with bjz for the hell of it
[09:26] * bjz dies
[09:26] <Aprentice> now thats #bearcave material guys, beautiful!
[00:53] * Rad|Sleep grabs DK64 and takes him to bed
[00:53] <Rad|Sleep>
[00:53] <CpUMasteR> Awww
[22:48] <Radeon> i'll show you mine
[22:48] * Radeon takes off his pants
<Radeon> DK64...
<Radeon> how goes them daily ass rapes?
<DK64> they're ok, my ass doesnt get torn anymore, its stretched
[22:14] *** MAME changes topic to '[22:13] * Radeon shudders to think of the daily ass rapes DK64 speaks of'
Thats all for now folks, or this post would be too big! These are logs just from the past 3 days
Last edited:
