Do you dribble?

[Allnatural]

I should set my filter to automatically delete spam, but then I'd miss gems like this...

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The site is a fucking riot. :happy:

*edit*
Dammit, the site has changed. Oh well, the email is good enough.

 

[JinXD]

lmao :happy:

 

[ScottJC]

heh, perhaps there is hope for our sperm based weaponry afterall!!!

 

[Jaz]

Have you ever wanted to impress your girl with a huge cumshot?

Yeah, because last time I checked, ladies can't get enough of that. :huh:

 

[Allnatural]

Yeah, because last time I checked, ladies can't get enough of that. :huh:

Well, if porn were a microcosm of real life... :naughty:

The original site said "500% more volume. Cover your whole girlfriend if you want." rofl

 

[WhiteX]

It would be a mess if the guy who cummed over his GeForce had been to this site!

 

[Jaz]

It would be a mess if the guy who cummed over his GeForce had been to this site!

*lol* Good call dude.

 

[Bopig!]

It would be a mess if the guy who cummed over his GeForce had been to this site!

What? Last I checked video cards wern't that hot.

 

[zAlbee]

Last I checked video cards wern't that hot.

lol...

he's talking about the Best thread. EVER.

 

[WhiteX]

It reminds me of smth...Oh! I know, that old NES game "Double Dribble" have a whole new meaning now.