Dave Mirra mixes it up with the ladies!

[Jaz]

.. in his new X-rated video game, Dave Mirra BMX XXX!

*rotflmfao*

Check it out..

You heard it right. In a drastically different approach from the previous two games, the next title will be as dirty as a game can get. Mini-games that involve stripping and wardrobe removal, snotty-nosed brats urinating in public pools, senseless automobile accidents that destroy everything in its path, and unlockable bonuses that include DVD-quality full-motion video of real life Scores stripper girls. And when they strip... they strip!

:happy:

.. actual shots of T&A was not available in the demo for the show floor but was assured to us that by ship time, players who do well will be rewarded with real-life strip shows where everything comes off.

 

[DuDe]

Yeah, I remember reading about that a while ago... Adult content is a shit for a gimick in a sports game, it`s not related, and it would only look pathetic IMHO.

 

[Stalkid64]

Then there`s those pesky guidelines Sony/Nintendo are obliged to stick to, it`ll all get `taken out`with vague claims of "well it was never a big part of the game anyway, and it`ll honestly still be worth getting" by the developer, and everyone will stop caring.
The End.

You have been reading a Stalkid64 post. His views do not necessarily coincide with those of Emulation64, Edge, IGNapster, a lot of people, idiots, or indeed himself.

 

[DeadRabbit]

Yeah, I remember reading about that a while ago... Adult content is a shit for a gimick in a sports game, it`s not related, and it would only look pathetic IMHO.

Personally I don't mind that too much.

What pisses me off is when they put BMX tricks as gimmicks into porn films.

There's nothing worse than seeing the "cum-shot" , whilst the guys bunny-hopping, ESPECIALLY WHEN THE BIKE HAS NO FUCKING SADDLE !

Unnecessary, and messy

phwoaaarrrrr.........LOOK AT THE CHAINRING ON THAT !

 

[Jaz]

O.......K

/me thinks it's time to lock this one..