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Aussies, leave your doors unlocked...

MasterPhW

Master of the Emulation Flame
I thought all aussie will come to fuck, so that means OLD women (up to 80) and male one... that's why I will not be an aussie...
passive said:
I think he likes them a bit elderly... and male?
My girlfriend would push me, if a middle aged woman would come, but I like it to let my doors open, so it's good that I'm not an aussie.
And BTW: wasn't it Martin who was gay? :p
 

aprentice

Moderator
If a women walked up to your door for sex, theres almost not a single man on the planet who would turn that down, but if a man walked to a womens door, he'd get hit with a bat or slapped :p

"But there are some extraordinary cases of sleep walkers leaving their homes, driving cars, or engaging in behaviours that they would not usually. In 1987, Ken Parks, drove 23 kilometres from his home in Pickering, Ontario, to his in-laws house, where he strangled his father-in-law unconscious, and stabbed his mother-in-law to death. He was acquitted of murder because he was sleepwalking at the time."

Now thats absurd, thats aussie law for ya :p
 

Jakob

evil *******
aprentice said:
If a women walked up to your door for sex, theres almost not a single man on the planet who would turn that down, but if a man walked to a womens door, he'd get hit with a bat or slapped :p

"But there are some extraordinary cases of sleep walkers leaving their homes, driving cars, or engaging in behaviours that they would not usually. In 1987, Ken Parks, drove 23 kilometres from his home in Pickering, Ontario, to his in-laws house, where he strangled his father-in-law unconscious, and stabbed his mother-in-law to death. He was acquitted of murder because he was sleepwalking at the time."

Now thats absurd, thats aussie law for ya :p
eh? Pickering Ontario is in Canada, not australia:p
 

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