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1. When I bend my toes right. . .why do they get stuck and hurt?
2. Does it really help to spit before I pee or is it all in my head?
3. Where is my spare house key? I think I lost it. . .
 

ScottJC

At your service, dood!
Answers:

1) A little thing called Cause and Effect.
2) No but banging your head with a hammer really hard does.
3) Underneath a really high up bridge, to retrieve jump off it.

Thank you for wasting two minutes of my time.
 
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shark_midget

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Hey . . you're very welcome,

But if it took you 2 minutes to read 3 questions and post your answers (which are incorrect)
I think you really wasted more of your time than I did. . .

But if it took you 2 minutes to read the 3 questions alone. . .
I KNOW you wasted more of your time than I did. . .

What were you doing anyway?
Just sittin around bored perhaps?
Searching every available link you could find to click and going nowhere anyway and just ended up here?
Were you doing something so important that this thread's "Vibe" alone disrupted you so violently that you just instinctively knew somehow it was here and you had to show disapproval?

It's not like I told anyone to beat their brains in with a hammer or jump off a bridge or anything. . .just having a little fun and trying to spread the randomness. . .

No apologies from me. . .
 

A.I.

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I feel kind of responsible for this thread and regret my 100th Posts Party thread which may have encouraged this kind of behavior. While my thread was an attempt (As lame as it was) for some attention and recognition for being part of the Emutalk community I now realise that respect is something you earn and not a quick fix of spam to satisfy your own selfish needs.

Shark midget your thread was utterly pointless as it was bizarrely amusing. This may sound hypocritical but when you post material with the intention of causing a reaction you have to expect people's criticism otherwise you may end up being a victim of your own irrelevance.

I have learnt this the hard way and therefore after my name change I will endeavour to be more mature and act my age. It doesn't mean I won't retain my individual sense of humour but on the other hand I wont deliberately set out to antagonize people just to feel my own self importance. Remember, this is an emulation forum not a comedy channel!

BTW ScottJC your answers were nothing short of classic! If it only took 2minutes you indeed have a quick wit!
 
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shark_midget

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Hey. . .It said "Talk about Anything"

And I am not Flaming and not spamming. .(not spamming too hard anyway)

I think if anyone was working their way toward a ban it's scottjc. . .his BULLSHIT was more uncalled for than mine. . .ban me . . .

But my plan was to donate $20 bucks for whoever answered right when I donate my $20.. .for pj64. . .believe it or not. . .forget about it though. . .
 
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ScottJC

At your service, dood!
Heh, Nice try kid but you have to know what flaming is to accuse someone of it... If I was going to be banned for the way I type it would've happened a long time ago my mentally challenged friend. Woweee $20... what a big spender!

Come back when you have an insult I haven't heard a million times before, you simpleton :D - This thread is heading for a lock just so you know you better type it quick.
 

WhiteX

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I stated two things, one was that you were carving your way into a flame, with ScottJC, which you already acomplished, what will you acomplish next?

EDIT: I haven´t seen your 20 bucks thing before, now that i did, i must say to that we are not here to sell ourselves out for your 20 bucks, the forum "Talk of the Town" is to talk about things other than emulation, to cool off, not to spam, even if you donated 20 bucks to PJ64, it would not give you shit as privilege here so i strongly suggest that you stop this nonsense right away.
 
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shark_midget

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I'm not trying to get privelidges. . .I was really gonna just ask the questions. . pick somebody nice . . .and do something nice for them. . .seriously. . .
but it's ruined now. . .ruined like this. . .
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I don't know. . .I sure wasn't expecting this to happen. . .

By the way. . .

Some of the people here remind me of cranky meth heads hanging around a meth house waiting for a fix. . .

And I think you know what would happen if you tried to talk to a methhead about anything other than meth or didn't have any meth to give them. . .

Here. . .I'll give you a hint. . .

Answers:

1) A little thing called Cause and Effect.
2) No but banging your head with a hammer really hard does.
3) Underneath a really high up bridge, to retrieve jump off it.

Thank you for wasting two minutes of my time.
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OS: Windows XP Professional CPU: Intel Pentium 4 3.2ghz (HT) Graphics Card: ATI Radeon X800 Pro Memory: 2GB DDR PC3200 Sound Card: Sound Blaster Audigy 2

Am I high as a kite? perhaps.
 

A.I.

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Oh my God I just lost my lunch! !:puke:

Please White X, close this thread/delete this post or preferably delete that picture - that is sooo disgusting! I think I'll see my dentist!
 

ScottJC

At your service, dood!
This thread was ruined the moment you posted it and notice that not one person here has anything positive to say towards you. Quoting my post and sig is also completely irrelevant. Seems you took my forum sig seriously too... so on the scale of one to ten i'd say you are a 10 on the stupidity scale.

Welcome to stupidity town, population: You.
 

A.I.

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I shudder to think what kind of photos Shark midget has in his collection. That pic looks like something out of Se7en. For all we know he could have a half mutant brother chained to the cellar with bad dental hygiene... :freak:
 

ScottJC

At your service, dood!
When you create stupid threads you should expect a responce in kind, for one question three is impossible to answer. Question one is a result of cause and effect and finally question 2 is so bizarrely stupid it doesn't even deserve an answer.

My answers were actually better than you deserved.

Here's an example of what cause and effect is: If I drop a cup on the floor it will land and possibly break. The Drop part being the cause and the landing and breaking being the effect. - Of course cause and effect applies to this thread too, you post stupid questions as well as spam and the effect of which is people mocking you.

A safe haven for these sort of threads is places like gamefaqs not here at emutalk, we're quite a serious community (most of the time)

Let this be a lesson to those of you who want attention, it gets you nothing but a ban... now this thread really needs locking :p
 
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BlueFalcon7

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Beleive me, I have learned the hard way that being an attention whore, doesnt get you the kind of attention you want. If you want attention, go program an emulator or something.

And nice analogy with gamefaqs, that is what happens when you have a community with a bunch of 12 year olds, and some idiots moderating it.
 
All forums suck. . .this forum sucks too. . .I mean. . .why the hell should anybody take anything like this seriously if I can just do this and get back in? what the hell? lol

*imitates scottjc all tweaked out peeling batteries with wirepliers*

by the way whitex, that's your momma's mouth. . .:D

it's from hanging out with scottjc
 
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